double-entendres

[ozzerr]

double-entendres

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• Here are 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever

aired on British and American TV and radio**

• (1) Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator /'And this is Gregoriava

from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!/' ***

• (2) New Zealand Rugby Commentator /'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when

Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'/ **

• (3) Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: /'This is really a

lovely horse. /*****/I once rode her mother.'/****/ /**

• (4) Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 /'Ah,

isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the

cox of the Oxford crew.' /***

• (5) US PGA Commentator - /'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold

Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife

takes out his balls and kisses them .... Oh my god!! What have I

just said?'/ **

• (6) Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time

Team Live' said: /'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.' /**/

/

• (7) A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to

have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, /'So

Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?'/ Not

only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too,

because they were laughing so hard! **

• (8) Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: /'Ballesteros felt much

better today after a 69 yesterday.'/ **

• (9) Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North

said: /'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a

cold night like this.' /**

• (10) Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports

/'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he

gets.' /**/

/

• (11) Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a

male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse

coverage remarked: /'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each

other and he's only come in his shorts.' /**

• (12) Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie

Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open : /'Some weeks

Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself./***

[sjc]

David Coleman 1976 Olympics: "Juanterena opens his legs and shows his class"
Brian Johnston: The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey"
Local news reporting on a nude WI calendar photoshoot: " Filming started at the crack of Dawn"!!!!

[mybrainhurts]

Slightly off topic, but bloody funny....

George Galloway gets pranked on radio phone in...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b9H7iujrvM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KNgCBZNahY&fea...

Edited by mybrainhurts on Thursday 4th September 22:45

[hornetrider]

sjc said:

David Coleman 1976 Olympics:

Happened after I saw the initial post for the first time

Edited by hornetrider on Thursday 4th September 22:43

[mgp1969]

ozzerr said:

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what's with all the bloody asterixes etc - you could at least have tried to format it properly if you were going regurgitate 30 year old quotes

is this really what the internet has come to?

[mgp1969]

sjc said:

Local news reporting on a nude WI calendar photoshoot: " Filming started at the crack of Dawn"!!!!

really?