London brothels offer sex for £15

[GBRM]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7597232....

[clonmult]

Heard that this morning. £15 for sex. Another tenner for unprotected sex. Not a bad price. Cheaper than a night out attempting to do the same.

[lazyitus]

clonmult said:

Heard that this morning. £15 for sex. Another tenner for unprotected sex. Not a bad price. Cheaper than a night out attempting to do the same.

Lets get this right. You have to pay an extra tenner to get aids ?

[Thudd]

You *sure* it's your chin which is itchy?

[lazyitus]

anonymous said:

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That's alot just to have your pants pulled down.

[richyb]

Atleast something is still reasonably priced in the 'credit crunch'.

[Chris71]

I have to be honest I'm not an expert on the market, but I'd imagine a £15 hooker would look something like Dot Cotton.

You can forget Belle du Jour.

[richyb]

Chris71 said:

I have to be honest I'm not an expert on the market, but I'd imagine a £15 hooker would look something like Dot Cotton.

You can forget Belle du Jour.

If you've got £20 you might go out for steak, if you've only got £4 you've got to settle for meat and chips I'm afraid.

[Neil_H]

At 15 quid a go they are most likely middle or old aged drug addicts. Not good value TBH.

anonymous said:

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I almost choked on my museli!

[Ganglandboss]

Chris71 said:

I have to be honest I'm not an expert on the market, but I'd imagine a £15 hooker would look something like Dot Cotton.

You can forget Belle du Jour.

Which reminds me - Billie's back on telly soon!

[Badgerboy]

Add a 0 on the end, and you'll be pretty sure your cock won't fall off. Or you'll be banging some Estonian chick who last week was bundled into a back of a van.

[jellison]

They are going to be Ropey as hell at that Price.

What does the 15 quid get me?

[Timmy35]

jellison said:

They are going to be Ropey as hell at that Price.

What does the 15 quid get me?

Not much.

But £25 gets you herpies/syphillis/crabs/ and if your really lucky even AIDS by the sound of it.

Who on earth would pay a hooker for unprotected sex?!! The mind boggles.

[jellison]

ha I went for the green option;)

She would have to look like Pammie - but I'd want a full immersive condom like an offshore survival suit (god I hate choppers - fnaa fnaa)!

[Chris71]

richyb said:

Chris71 said:

I have to be honest I'm not an expert on the market, but I'd imagine a £15 hooker would look something like Dot Cotton.

You can forget Belle du Jour.

If you've got £20 you might go out for steak, if you've only got £4 you've got to settle for meat and chips I'm afraid.

Worse still meat and two veg - I guess that would be more Bangkok than London though.

[DrTre]

lazyitus said:

clonmult said:

Heard that this morning. £15 for sex. Another tenner for unprotected sex. Not a bad price. Cheaper than a night out attempting to do the same.

Lets get this right. You have to pay an extra tenner to get aids ?

Good AIDS though, not that dorty, dorty bad AIDS.

[Timmy35]

It's actually quite horrible when you think about it, doesn't take much imagination to work out how many men the girls would have to have sex with each day to pay there way. I'm all in favour of independant girls who choose to work in this industry being left to get on with it in peace.....but this must be against the girls will in this case, and often involve trafficking/abuse surely?

anyway did they say where this place is?

[BlueEyedBoy]

Surely you would be better sticking your knob in some fake fanny, and just look at the girls while it brings you off.

Who the hell would stick their knob in any hooker that even thinks about doing it without a condom.

[Rod Rammage]

BlueEyedBoy said:

Surely you would be better sticking your knob in some fake fanny, and just look at the girls while it brings you off.

Who the hell would stick their knob in any hooker that even thinks about doing it without a condom.

Oh.

So, uh... you going to come right out and say it?



You have one of them fanny flashlight things, don't you?

[Badgerboy]

Rod Rammage said:

BlueEyedBoy said:

Surely you would be better sticking your knob in some fake fanny, and just look at the girls while it brings you off.

Who the hell would stick their knob in any hooker that even thinks about doing it without a condom.

Oh.

So, uh... you going to come right out and say it?



You have one of them fanny flashlight things, don't you?

I assume you want him to write a review on it?