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I like to think downing a whole carton of an Innocent Smoothie of my choice (Guavas, Mangoes, and Goji berries last time; although any are good) helps.
They are stuffed with plenty of vitamins, and taste good so that makes me feel better.
I like to chase them down with two bottles of red wine, using the theory that grapes are fruits too. Then I forget I have a cold. Perfect!
They are stuffed with plenty of vitamins, and taste good so that makes me feel better.
I like to chase them down with two bottles of red wine, using the theory that grapes are fruits too. Then I forget I have a cold. Perfect!
I went to the British Grand Prix once all expenses paid VIP package. Woke up at 4am with the worst cold in history. So I pop to the garage and get the Lemsip capsules 2 every 4 hours apparently so 2 at 4am 2 at 8am and 2 at 12 followed by 3 bottles of champagne . I felt fine and the cold was gone, cured myself in no time at all best Grand Prix ever!. 
Pigeon said:
Marky Mark88 said:
Right, cant be a$$ed to search for a thread on this cuz im ill so...
How can i get rid of this darn cold, preferably in time for when i go out on the wazz on Friday?
Speed. And you'll be able to drink all your mates under the table too.How can i get rid of this darn cold, preferably in time for when i go out on the wazz on Friday?
It is my understanding that taking lots of Vitamin C will make little difference.
Your body requires iron in order to absorbe the various vitamins, and excess vitamin C will just 'flush out' (IRRC).
I take a zinc tablet every day, and it works wonders.
Once you've got one though, only rest gets rid of it!
Your body requires iron in order to absorbe the various vitamins, and excess vitamin C will just 'flush out' (IRRC).
I take a zinc tablet every day, and it works wonders.
Once you've got one though, only rest gets rid of it!
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!place several crushed cloves of garlic and birs-eye chillies underneath your foreskin. If you don't have one, then taken rectally will be fine. You may not feel better (immediately) but it will take your mind off your cold .. and either way, it'll be a nice treat for your partner.
HTH
HTH
Marky Mark88 said:
I physically cant drink whiskey, it makes me sick! I have tried and tried and tried, i just cant bring myself to do it!
My God! That's terrible, really terrible. I feel so sorry for you, that is quite the saddest and worst thing I've heard in a long time.I'd have to top myself if I couldn't drink Whiskey.
Right,
Well i tried a method that a lot of people at work told me to do, which was to boil some cider and drink that! Doesn't appear to work im afraid! I am currently sitting with a box of Beechams flu plus cuz our shop doesnt sell those lemsip max tablet things! I can feel a horrendous cough coming on too!
Time for a fag!
Well i tried a method that a lot of people at work told me to do, which was to boil some cider and drink that! Doesn't appear to work im afraid! I am currently sitting with a box of Beechams flu plus cuz our shop doesnt sell those lemsip max tablet things! I can feel a horrendous cough coming on too!
Time for a fag!
Put a hat on, keep your head warm.
If you have the throat as well, wrap a scarf round it, keep it warm.
You may sweat a bit but keep them on.
Eat hot spicy food, very hot
I would avoid the lemsips and tablets mainly because they just make you feel even more s
te.
Take paracetamol or nurofen for headache.
Works for me.
If you have the throat as well, wrap a scarf round it, keep it warm.
You may sweat a bit but keep them on.
Eat hot spicy food, very hot
I would avoid the lemsips and tablets mainly because they just make you feel even more s
te.Take paracetamol or nurofen for headache.
Works for me.
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