Morning Glory

[schmalex]

Why is it that you wake up with morning glory? And why is at always massive?

All I want to do when I wake up is go for a piss without either shooting myself in the eye, or having to bend double & then push the little fella at the base of the shaft to get somewhere near hitting the water in the loo. It hurts.

I am sick of waking up with stiffy's

[Scott328i]

cut it off

next ...

[Timmy35]

It's to do with natural fluxes in testosterone levels ( and God having a stty sense of humour ) I think.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Fix the hole in your mattress

[XJSJohn]

[Eddh]

Wake your Girlfriend up and put it to use.

Tried and tested

[Timsta]

You need to perfect the art of taking a piss whilst standing on your head.

[Garlick]

Timmy35 said:

It's to do with natural fluxes in testosterone levels ( and God having a stty sense of humour ) I think.

Cheers Timmy, question answered