Badly packed Kebab!
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SORRY!
this thread really is about Kebabs! I've just picked up a kebab from our local van (after the pub, of course!) Why is it that a) they have to overfill them so much? And b) they wrap them in paper?
By the time I got it home (all of 5 minutes) the juices had seeped through the first couple of layers of paper and stuck to it. Now picture the scene.... a soggy, limp kebab, stuck to layers of paper, and I've had a few beers1 Chaos! bits of kebab all over the plate soggy paper stuck to fingers, some paper completely bonded to the kebab and turned clear, so you can't find it until you start eating it!
FFS why can't they put them in plastic dishes!
this thread really is about Kebabs! I've just picked up a kebab from our local van (after the pub, of course!) Why is it that a) they have to overfill them so much? And b) they wrap them in paper?
By the time I got it home (all of 5 minutes) the juices had seeped through the first couple of layers of paper and stuck to it. Now picture the scene.... a soggy, limp kebab, stuck to layers of paper, and I've had a few beers1 Chaos! bits of kebab all over the plate soggy paper stuck to fingers, some paper completely bonded to the kebab and turned clear, so you can't find it until you start eating it!
FFS why can't they put them in plastic dishes!
Your obviously asking for one of those limp wristed faggy donner kebabs.
Next time you go there, march up to said Turkish man, and announce "large donner and chips fella" you will be greeted (hopefully) by a polystyrene tub, one side laden with chips the other plump with meat. Then proceed to mayo the s
t out of it and add greenery or onions to your taste, before destruction 
Or they may wrap it in paper, but round my way its all trays and I love it.
Next time you go there, march up to said Turkish man, and announce "large donner and chips fella" you will be greeted (hopefully) by a polystyrene tub, one side laden with chips the other plump with meat. Then proceed to mayo the s
t out of it and add greenery or onions to your taste, before destruction Or they may wrap it in paper, but round my way its all trays and I love it.
Edited by okgo on Tuesday 2nd September 23:27
Poledriver said:
Blib said:
A good point. Concise and well made.
You obviously need to drink more beer.
That is not poshible!You obviously need to drink more beer.
Kebabs are best consumd imediately after being served, as is, in the paper and should under no circumstances ever be shown anything as civilised as a plate
Be sure to drip the contents down your best clubbing attire wherever possible, and do make it really obvious otherwise in the morning when you are putting your shirt in the machine you will be faced with a "Oh I had a kebab last night?" Moment "I don't remember that!" which causes a direct monitoring of alcahol levels on the next expedition and somewhat ruins the night.
Here endeth the SS HSV Kebab Guide
okgo said:
Your obviously asking for one of those limp wristed faggy donner kebabs.
Next time you go there, march up to said Turkish man, and announce "large donner and chips fella" you will be greeted (hopefully) by a polystyrene tub, one side laden with chips the other plump with meat. Then proceed to mayo the st out of it and add greenery or onions to your taste, before destruction
Or they may wrap it in paper, but round my way its all trays and I love it.
This man speaks wisdom! Most certainly the way forward, doner meat and chips. Saves them putting all that bloody salad bNext time you go there, march up to said Turkish man, and announce "large donner and chips fella" you will be greeted (hopefully) by a polystyrene tub, one side laden with chips the other plump with meat. Then proceed to mayo the s
t out of it and add greenery or onions to your taste, before destruction Or they may wrap it in paper, but round my way its all trays and I love it.
Edited by okgo on Tuesday 2nd September 23:27
ks all over the place too.SS HSV said:
Poledriver said:
Blib said:
A good point. Concise and well made.
You obviously need to drink more beer.
That is not poshible!You obviously need to drink more beer.
Kebabs are best consumd imediately after being served, as is, in the paper and should under no circumstances ever be shown anything as civilised as a plate
Be sure to drip the contents down your best clubbing attire wherever possible, and do make it really obvious otherwise in the morning when you are putting your shirt in the machine you will be faced with a "Oh I had a kebab last night?" Moment "I don't remember that!" which causes a direct monitoring of alcahol levels on the next expedition and somewhat ruins the night.
Here endeth the SS HSV Kebab Guide
Snake the Sniper said:
okgo said:
Your obviously asking for one of those limp wristed faggy donner kebabs.
Next time you go there, march up to said Turkish man, and announce "large donner and chips fella" you will be greeted (hopefully) by a polystyrene tub, one side laden with chips the other plump with meat. Then proceed to mayo the st out of it and add greenery or onions to your taste, before destruction
Or they may wrap it in paper, but round my way its all trays and I love it.
This man speaks wisdom! Most certainly the way forward, doner meat and chips. Saves them putting all that bloody salad bNext time you go there, march up to said Turkish man, and announce "large donner and chips fella" you will be greeted (hopefully) by a polystyrene tub, one side laden with chips the other plump with meat. Then proceed to mayo the s
t out of it and add greenery or onions to your taste, before destruction Or they may wrap it in paper, but round my way its all trays and I love it.
Edited by okgo on Tuesday 2nd September 23:27
ks all over the place too.Those who know the roundabout towards Farnham near Odiham in Hampshire will know the man, he is a good man, an honest man. He also showed me his meat stash (
) near the RAF camp, never before had I seen perfection in person..
Poledriver said:
SS HSV said:
Poledriver said:
Blib said:
A good point. Concise and well made.
You obviously need to drink more beer.
That is not poshible!You obviously need to drink more beer.
Kebabs are best consumd imediately after being served, as is, in the paper and should under no circumstances ever be shown anything as civilised as a plate
Be sure to drip the contents down your best clubbing attire wherever possible, and do make it really obvious otherwise in the morning when you are putting your shirt in the machine you will be faced with a "Oh I had a kebab last night?" Moment "I don't remember that!" which causes a direct monitoring of alcahol levels on the next expedition and somewhat ruins the night.
Here endeth the SS HSV Kebab Guide
Its a kebab for Christs sake 
Nicely summed up with this little gem
Pasco said:
On a personal basis i find Kebabs ste with or without extra package 
te with or without extra package If your kebab is badly packed try a slimmer girl
okgo said:
Your obviously asking for one of those limp wristed faggy donner kebabs.
Next time you go there, march up to said Turkish man, and announce "large donner and chips fella" you will be greeted (hopefully) by a polystyrene tub, one side laden with chips the other plump with meat. Then proceed to mayo the st out of it and add greenery or onions to your taste, before destruction
Or they may wrap it in paper, but round my way its all trays and I love it.
Next time you go there, march up to said Turkish man, and announce "large donner and chips fella" you will be greeted (hopefully) by a polystyrene tub, one side laden with chips the other plump with meat. Then proceed to mayo the s
t out of it and add greenery or onions to your taste, before destruction Or they may wrap it in paper, but round my way its all trays and I love it.
Edited by okgo on Tuesday 2nd September 23:27
+1SS HSV said:
Poledriver said:
SS HSV said:
Poledriver said:
Blib said:
A good point. Concise and well made.
You obviously need to drink more beer.
That is not poshible!You obviously need to drink more beer.
Kebabs are best consumd imediately after being served, as is, in the paper and should under no circumstances ever be shown anything as civilised as a plate
Be sure to drip the contents down your best clubbing attire wherever possible, and do make it really obvious otherwise in the morning when you are putting your shirt in the machine you will be faced with a "Oh I had a kebab last night?" Moment "I don't remember that!" which causes a direct monitoring of alcahol levels on the next expedition and somewhat ruins the night.
Here endeth the SS HSV Kebab Guide
Its a kebab for Christs sake Nicely summed up with this little gem
Pasco said:
On a personal basis i find Kebabs ste with or without extra package
te with or without extra package If your kebab is badly packed try a slimmer girl
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