Skids down the Karsey Moilet

[Glassman]

Is there something I can put in the cistern to stop skid marks down the back of the Karsey?

[Stu R]

brown paint

[Racefan_uk]

Move yourself forward on the seat a bit more?

[Glassman]

Stu R said:

brown paint

Nice.

[The Ben]

bleach??

[TheEnd]

maybe some of that gritty tarmac they use at traffic lights?

[drivin_me_nuts]

Glassman said:

Is there something I can put in the cistern to stop skid marks down the back of the Karsey?

Judicious use of twin funnel approach.

[Flintstone]

Construct a sloping ramp out of wood to guide the turds into the water. Perhaps use some of the timber from that deck you'll be knocking down soon?

[Glassman]

We rarely had this with the old loo.

Could it be to do with the new six-litre cistern?

[Glassman]

Flintstone said:

Construct a sloping ramp out of wood to guide the turds into the water. Perhaps use some of the timber from that deck you'll be knocking down soon?

Oi.

There's enough timber to ramp it into your gaff.

[eharding]

Glassman said:

Is there something I can put in the cistern to stop skid marks down the back of the Karsey?

Petrol. Lots of it.

Then take time to enjoy a nice cigar (or if you don't smoke, some nice scented candles) whilst in the bathroom.

Guaranteed to move the skid marks - about 100 yards down the road.

[Flintstone]

Glassman said:

Flintstone said:

Construct a sloping ramp out of wood to guide the turds into the water. Perhaps use some of the timber from that deck you'll be knocking down soon?

Oi.

There's enough timber to ramp it into your gaff.

You'll have no trouble shooting them over next door's fence then

[Glassman]

Flintstone said:

Glassman said:

Flintstone said:

Construct a sloping ramp out of wood to guide the turds into the water. Perhaps use some of the timber from that deck you'll be knocking down soon?

Oi.

There's enough timber to ramp it into your gaff.

You'll have no trouble shooting them over next door's fence then

Swingin 'em round his head more like.

[shirt]

Glassman said:

Is there something I can put in the cistern to stop skid marks down the back of the Karsey?

get it detailed???


OT: but who or what was karsey moilet? google is not helping.

[drivin_me_nuts]

shirt said:

Glassman said:

Is there something I can put in the cistern to stop skid marks down the back of the Karsey?

get it detailed???


OT: but who or what was karsey moilet? google is not helping.

... neither is there anyfink for mucking hanoing peadantik funt

[TheEnd]

i want to know what/who Karsey Moilet is too!!!

http://www.jargon.ru/slova.php?cat=276&pc=10

i just end up with loads of russian guide to cockney rhyming slang...

maybe they have just started screening eastenders...

[Glassman]

http://www.google.com/search?q=karsey+moilet&r...

[shirt]

drivin_me_nuts said:

shirt said:

Glassman said:

Is there something I can put in the cistern to stop skid marks down the back of the Karsey?

get it detailed???


OT: but who or what was karsey moilet? google is not helping.

... neither is there anyfink for mucking hanoing peadantik funt

how is that being pedantic exactly?

most ryhming slang is fairly straight forward but karsey moilet is a tad obscure.

[TheEnd]

aye, we get the khazi / karsey = toilet, but i have a feeling moilet was added on to fake rhyming slang with toilet, as khasi/karzi means that already..

[xiphias]

Change your diet.