Donkey Punch - WTF?

[quyen]

This has just been explained to me recently. Has my life been too sheltered or is this just sick?

[ypauly]

quyen said:

This has just been explained to me recently. Has my life been too sheltered or is this just sick?

well it hasn't been explained to me so your post makes no sense at all

[Ordinary Bloke]

quyen said:

This has just been explained to me recently. Has my life been too sheltered or is this just sick?

Not as sheltered as mine, obviously. What does it taste like?

[V8mate]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch

[Balmoral Green]

Just had to look that up, I now know about 'African trank tube' as well.

Er, thanks.

[anonymous-user]

Balmoral Green said:

Just had to look that up, I now know about 'African trank tube' as well.

Er, thanks.

Who discovers this kind of stuff?

[DrTre]

You ain't gonna be impressed by Wolfbagging, an Alabama Hotpocket, Cleveland Steamer, Mississipi Mudslide, Angry Pirate or Angry Dragon I know that much.

[Gemsbok1000]

Hhhmmm, I asked what it was in the middle of Sunday Lunch - cue much giggling from those that knew.

(Not as good as the lunch when my 90 year old Grandmother kept telling us about the lovely pearl necklace my grandfather had given her earlier that week.)

[Feral_Girl]

Bloody hell.

[V8mate]

Feral_Girl said:

Bloody hell.

With your username I'd have thought it's right up your 'street'

[Penny-lope]

DrTre said:

Angry Dragon.

I laughed so much when I found out about this one, I nearly pee'd myself

[Gemsbok1000]

DrTre said:

You ain't gonna be impressed by Wolfbagging, an Alabama Hotpocket, Cleveland Steamer, Mississipi Mudslide, Angry Pirate or Angry Dragon I know that much.

wanders off to spend 10 minutes on google, knowing full well that he shouldn't but he just can't help himself..................

[V8mate]

Penny-lope said:

DrTre said:

Angry Dragon.

I laughed so much when I found out about this one, I nearly pee'd myself

Laughed in a 'Is that a bizarre thing? I do that every time' kind of way?

[SS HSV]

V8mate said:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch

Read the wiki last line of the section Medical and legal risks where "Savage concludes..."

[Flintstone]

Gemsbok1000 said:

DrTre said:

You ain't gonna be impressed by Wolfbagging, an Alabama Hotpocket, Cleveland Steamer, Mississipi Mudslide, Angry Pirate or Angry Dragon I know that much.

wanders off to spend 10 minutes on google, knowing full well that he shouldn't but he just can't help himself..................

Report back would you? I can't be arsed (f'nar f'nar).

[shadowninja]

Re Angry Dragon, I don't understand how you can choke someone who's sucking on your manhood.






















Self-deprecating humour is the best kind.

[Pesty]

Never tried a Padington Ambush then?

[Ordinary Bloke]

I couldn't resist so I did some 'research', these two quotes from Wiki

"...has called it "a sex act that exists only in the imaginations of adolescent boys"

"Savage concludes, "Attempt a Donkey Punch and it's likely that your asshole will wind up constricting spasmodically — around your cellmate's cock."[1]"

[sniff diesel]

El stovey said:

Who discovers this kind of stuff?

Always wondered who first thought of auto erotic axphixiation. They want stringing up.

[Blues]

Noooooo, why did i bother clicking that link?
I didn't need to know