Thursday Caption Competition

[iluvmercs]

I saw this at Lavenham Rare Breeds show on BH Monday, it was suggested that it would worthy of Caption Competition....



I'll now hand over to the PH massive

Darren

[jammy_basturd]

Why is that worthy of a caption contest? Its just the 'normal' Cornish Constabulary?!

[ofcorsa]

The stigs cornish cousin regretted signing up as a special constable

[lazyitus]

Farmer sets off for the pig auction.

[rolex]

lazyitus said:

Farmer sets off for the pig auction.

Good one

[Puff Puff]

The rarest of rare breeds - a BiB on traffic patrol.

[stackmonkey]

Vonhosen checks out his new chauffeur driven speed camera van.

Edited by stackmonkey on Thursday 28th August 16:39

[Shaw Tarse]

stackmonkey said:

Vonhosen checks out his new chauffeur driven speed camera van.

Edited by stackmonkey on Thursday 28th August 16:39

Essex get a helicopter!
Cornwall get a tractor!

[Jasandjules]

Even fat plod can catch a speeding tractor.

[mybrainhurts]

Go on, Captain Tractor...quick wheelie and he's off

[Olf]

Tiny fat woman bites policeman's arse.

[mybrainhurts]

I'm commandeering this vehicle....follow that Ferrari

[NDA]

Undercover detectives are continuing their search for 3 MG's, a US Army Jeep and a red E Type.

[celticpilgrim]

Fathers 4 Justice reveal their brand new crack mobile division!!!

[BlueCello]

'It has been said that the Pope was spotted on a rare trip to Cornwall last week, althoug he had painted his car blue and chnaged his hat'.

[Brink]

Masked tractor-thief gets away.

Local plod castigated for blind incompetence.

[maix27]

The Village People had taken a turn for the worse.

[RobM77]

No matter ow fast I drive that bloody policeman's still behind me!

[mgtony]

iluvmercs said:

I saw this at Lavenham Rare Breeds show on BH Monday, it was suggested that it would worthy of Caption Competition....



I'll now hand over to the PH massive

Darren

"Plodding Along"

[grumbledoak]

"The 'force' no longer with him, Darth Vader is disappointed with his new chauffeurs role back home in the West Country."