Your best Chat up lines...

[The Ben]

Following on from the Checkout girl thread...


What have been your best ones... If your a girl on here, which ones have worked for you???

also women... Do you ever chat guys up???
guys Have you ever been chatted up???

[mouseymousey]

I shall watch this thread with interest because, following on from the checkout girl thread, I'm going to ask a barmaid out tomorrow (if she looks at me when she gives me my change)

[DrTre]

Proffer a handkerchief and ask:

"Excuse me, does this smell of choloroform to you?"

Never fails. Just remember to catch them as they fall. Prop them up. Make it look innocent. Say you're a doctor or something.

[Buster Bakdorzin]

Im not trying anything, I always put my hands there...

I know a great way to burn off all the calories from that drink you just finished...

Hey, fancy a shag?
If no: Mind lying down whilst I have one?

Screw me if Im wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

You know, the more I drink, the prettier you get...

Lie down, I think I love you!

[Miguel38]

"hows your gin, ryhiplol and tonic?"

[Buster Bakdorzin]

Miguel38 said:

"hows your gin, ryhiplol and tonic?"

lollers

[sparks87]

Hi ladies my name is Steve Stiffler and I have an 11 inch penis. Around. Think about it.

American Pie 2 I believe. (and no I've never used it)

[Papoo]

Single? - no?
What do you do for dick?

[ff5317]

Who needs chat up lines. I just walk around the town centre with my cock hanging out and wait for them to come to me.
This has so far been relatively unsuccesful, however I believe that perseverance is the key.

[Pigeon]

The Ben said:

guys Have you ever been chatted up???

...and if not, do you smell?

[DrTre]

Is it actually possible to chat a bloke up? I mean...it's not exactly a challenge is it, to introduce the idea of a shag to a bloke.

Girl says: "Hello"
Bloke hears: "Will you sleep with me?"

Girl says: "Here's your change"
Bloke hears: "Will you sleep with me?"

Girl says: "I'm a lesbian"
Bloke hears: "Will you sleep with me?"

Edited by DrTre on Thursday 31st July 19:16

[RobJShe]

I have actually had a "bad" chat-up line work. Ordered some drinks from a bar and before taking my money the barmaid asked "Anything else?". I replied with "Well, a date with you would be nice".

We went on the date and I was with her for 3 months.

[Slagathore]

Ask a girl to feel your jumper or shirt or whatever.

'Guess what material that is?'

'Cotton?'

'Naah, Boyfriend material

haha

Him: The name's Bond

Her: What James Bond?

Him: Nah Unibond, I'm here to fill your crack!

Shamelessly stolen from another forum.

[SystemParanoia]

DrTre said:

Is it actually possible to chat a bloke up? I mean...it's not exactly a challenge is it, to introduce the idea of a shag to a bloke.

Girl says: "Hello"
Bloke hears: "Will you sleep with me?"

Girl says: "Here's your change"
Bloke hears: "Will you sleep with me?"

Girl says: "I'm a lesbian"
Bloke hears: "Will you sleep with me?"

and your point? ....

lol

[sniff petrol]

Under the freedom of information act I'd like your phone number.

[bournemouth boy]

DrTre said:

Is it actually possible to chat a bloke up? I mean...it's not exactly a challenge is it, to introduce the idea of a shag to a bloke.

Girl says: "Hello"
Bloke hears: "Will you sleep with me?"

Girl says: "Here's your change"
Bloke hears: "Will you sleep with me?"

Girl says: "I'm a lesbian"
Bloke hears: "Will you sleep with me?"

Edited by DrTre on Thursday 31st July 19:16

based on the last 2 lesbian's I met (as the word bloke was used I will use the term bird)

Bird says: Hello
Gentleman thinks: is she after me

Bird says: I'm a lesbian
Gentleman thinks: thank christ I thought you wanted to sleep with me

[Plotloss]

You're in luck, I've decided to go ugly, early.

[The Ben]

bournemouth boy] said:

Bird says: Hello
Gentleman thinks: is she after me

Bird says: I'm a lesbian
Gentleman thinks: thank christ I thought you wanted to sleep with me

I slept wiht a BI sexual girl once... She is now a flat out rug muncher... I was the last bloke she slept with too...

Thats a blow isnt it!! She was crap in bed(more on the floor) though!!

[MitchT]

"Either way I'll be having you tonight, so you might as well be there".

[Tom55]

"Who could believe someone like me could get so lucky on the Lottery...."