What is your ideal job? Find out!!

[MrsVodkaKid]

www.office-humour.co.uk/content/files/xls/job_predictor.xls

Open the file, enter your name and find your ideal job!!!

Mrs Vodkakid = lapdancer

Vodkakid WILL be pleased hehe

[Rob_F]

Vibrator Tester, apparently. Well, i'm happy to assist, but must admit i'm not inclined to want to test them on myself....

Cheers,
Rob.

[dinod]

Me don't like it-it says I should be office numpty

[Rob_F]

Incidently, if i just put "Rob" in instead of "Robert" (both followed by my surname), it reckons i'm gonna be a chef. I totally underestimated what i was doing when i shortened my name at school.....

Cheers,
Rob.

[spicy]

Goal Scoring Superstar Hero

[johnjr]

Just john,

Alien investigator

If i type my full name i get,

A spinster with cats???

I'm confused

john

[puggit]

Chris = Shoplifter
Christopher = Satan

[FourWheelDrift]

Mine says "President".........of what?

[johnjr]

John= Alien Investigator

john=Computer Nerd

Great so much for the carrer in Motorsport

john

[TimW]

Dont know how to work it...

[scared but happy]

Anything except what you are doing now.

Added: Full name gives Evil Boss

>> Edited by scared but happy on Wednesday 25th January 20:17

[Davi]

Full Name gives "God"

BB name gives "Professional Hippy"

Wife's name gives "Porn Star" she'll be so pleased to hear that!

[suprawoman]

When I put in my full name it says - Mermaid

Edited to add: also with other variations - it says - Stripper..

So I could be a Mermaid Stripper or Stripper Mermaid?

>> Edited by suprawoman on Wednesday 25th January 20:15

[Don]

President

[angrys3owner]

For my full name I get... Prime Minister

From my nickname - Movie star

And everyone keeps telling me I shouldn't set my sights so high!

[MrsVodkaKid]

TimW said:

Dont know how to work it...

According to the ever-wise job predictor...

TimW = Superhero

[Frik]

God.

Sounds about right.

[TimW]

it is! GENIOUS

[_VTEC_]

Rob_F said:

Vibrator Tester, apparently. Well, i'm happy to assist, but must admit i'm not inclined to want to test them on myself.... Cheers, Rob.

Awesome name though it must be said.

[Jay GTi]

Insurance Fraudster, which is really funny because as it so happens....


(no I won't go into that on a public forum...)