'not in touch with my emotional need'
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Just got this via email, not sure if its been done already, as I'm not IT! 
, anyway, I found it funny,
"One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I
don't feel like it,I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!!
What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the
planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional
needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a
big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she
tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy
them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I
said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewellery
department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know
how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said,
"That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from
all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally
said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to
HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my
financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs
as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to
kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not
for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either."
, anyway, I found it funny, "One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I
don't feel like it,I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!!
What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the
planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional
needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a
big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she
tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy
them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I
said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewellery
department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know
how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said,
"That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from
all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally
said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to
HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my
financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs
as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to
kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not
for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either."
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