chemists - "nothing is more effective without prescription"
chemists - "nothing is more effective without prescription"
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zebedee

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4,596 posts

308 months

Friday 20th January 2006
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is it just me or is that a very clever phrase that you couldn't get hauled in front of the Advertising Standards Agency for using? I.e. Nothing (taking nothing) is actually more effective than this concoction of chemicals that will not assist in your ailment at all...

just a thought...

hedders

24,460 posts

277 months

Friday 20th January 2006
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Maybe...

I just upgraded my headlight bulbs with ones that say "Up to 50% brighter" when i questioned the guy in the shop he couldn't see my logic when i suggested that these new ones could be 50% weaker than my old ones and the slogan would still be accurate...

polarbert

17,936 posts

261 months

Friday 20th January 2006
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hedders said:


Maybe...

I just upgraded my headlight bulbs with ones that say "Up to 50% brighter" when i questioned the guy in the shop he couldn't see my logic when i suggested that these new ones could be 50% weaker than my old ones and the slogan would still be accurate...



the 50% just implies that they are 50% brighter than the previous bulbs, not your current bulbs, right?

zebedee

Original Poster:

4,596 posts

308 months

Friday 20th January 2006
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or "up to 50% brighter than some really dim bulbs I found lying around in the back of the workshop"

or "up to 50% brighter than a candle"

Nevin

2,999 posts

291 months

Friday 20th January 2006
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polarbert said:
hedders said:


Maybe...

I just upgraded my headlight bulbs with ones that say "Up to 50% brighter" when i questioned the guy in the shop he couldn't see my logic when i suggested that these new ones could be 50% weaker than my old ones and the slogan would still be accurate...



the 50% just implies that they are 50% brighter than the previous bulbs, not your current bulbs, right?


No, the point is that it says "up to", meaning essentially nothing. They could be 10% dimmer than your current bulbs, but the slogan wouldn't be incorrect. Like the car insurance ones where they say "save up to £175".

polarbert

17,936 posts

261 months

Friday 20th January 2006
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Nevin said:
polarbert said:
hedders said:


Maybe...

I just upgraded my headlight bulbs with ones that say "Up to 50% brighter" when i questioned the guy in the shop he couldn't see my logic when i suggested that these new ones could be 50% weaker than my old ones and the slogan would still be accurate...



the 50% just implies that they are 50% brighter than the previous bulbs, not your current bulbs, right?


No, the point is that it says "up to", meaning essentially nothing. They could be 10% dimmer than your current bulbs, but the slogan wouldn't be incorrect. Like the car insurance ones where they say "save up to £175".


got ya, so they could just be 1 per cent brighter, but because it says up to, it means all

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

274 months

Friday 20th January 2006
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'course if they turned out to be more than 50% brighter, then they'd be in deep doo doo

falcemob

8,248 posts

266 months

Friday 20th January 2006
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polarbert said:
Nevin said:
polarbert said:
hedders said:


Maybe...

I just upgraded my headlight bulbs with ones that say "Up to 50% brighter" when i questioned the guy in the shop he couldn't see my logic when i suggested that these new ones could be 50% weaker than my old ones and the slogan would still be accurate...



the 50% just implies that they are 50% brighter than the previous bulbs, not your current bulbs, right?


No, the point is that it says "up to", meaning essentially nothing. They could be 10% dimmer than your current bulbs, but the slogan wouldn't be incorrect. Like the car insurance ones where they say "save up to £175".


got ya, so they could just be 1 per cent brighter, but because it says up to, it means all

And they could be 1% dimmer and it would still be correct.

Muncher

12,235 posts

279 months

Friday 20th January 2006
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The car insurance onces always annoy me "save up to £250" etc.

It is an utterly pointless statement, no meaning whatsoever. If you're paying over the odds at another insurer, they could save you a couple of grand!

Flat in Fifth

48,926 posts

281 months

Saturday 21st January 2006
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It's the lifetime guarantee thing which bugs me, in practice many times it means not much more than guaranteed to be Ok until it's knackered.

>> Edited by Flat in Fifth on Monday 23 January 10:15

russian rocket

874 posts

266 months

Saturday 21st January 2006
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zebedee said:
is it just me or is that a very clever phrase that you couldn't get hauled in front of the Advertising Standards Agency for using? I.e. Nothing (taking nothing) is actually more effective than this concoction of chemicals that will not assist in your ailment at all...

just a thought...


usually applies to cough cold remidies and to be honest nothing is probably just as effective as the concoctions. Going to the Dr and getting a prescription (antiboiotics) is also as effective as taking nothing

Mind you a nice single malt usually helps...

Paul Dishman

5,419 posts

267 months

Monday 23rd January 2006
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It's advertising hype put out by the drug companies.Used to amuse me when the "Nothing works faster than Anadin" ads were on - I/V Pethidine would.

It's surprising how often members of the general public want a branded product "Nurofen" for example rather than the generic Ibuprofen (which would cost them half the money) just because they've seen an advert on the TV.

tubbinthug

206 posts

275 months

Monday 23rd January 2006
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Had an email today from Direct Holidays, promising to "guarantee up to £200 saving"

How the hell can they guarantee that then? Muppets!