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Irish

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3,991 posts

269 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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Audi TT forums
- - - Is my TT ipod compatible??

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?

BMW 3 Series forums
- - - why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen.

Ford Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - problem with Wind noise around 210MPH

MX5 forums
- - - Some ******** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car

Hilux forum
- - -bloody MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?


BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get a service on my Rolex?

Rover 800 forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

RangeRover Forum
- - - Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?

Delorean forum - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head
gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch
rims.

Toyota Yaris forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? are NiMH the ones to have

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get
in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade-in or sell the car
myself?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. can i Sue the
movie company.

Dax Cobra forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How do i
get wee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get
the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's
£135 in petrol.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

PEUGEOT
-----My trim and panels keep on falling off? whats the best glue to stick them back on?

Renault
----- my car is french, what shall i do???

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I'm thinking Blue and gold, anyone tried this combo ??

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

volkswagen forums
- - - all other cars are sh1t arnt they???

Volvo forum.
- - - What biker, I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, I
didn't mean to hit him."

Jaglover

46,824 posts

265 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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And where is the Jaguar forum





Funny though

nervous

24,050 posts

260 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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im giving these out like cheap sweets today, but here have a

Yugguy

10,728 posts

265 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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Jaguar forum:

-----I say, isn't this nice?

MG forum:

----- well the lot of ya then.

grumpy rob

1,106 posts

255 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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Irish said:
Dax Cobra forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How do i
get wee stains out of the leather?


You sure that should be wee?

r988

7,498 posts

259 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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Didn't we have this exact same joke (but with Jaguar) just the other day, or am I hallucinating again?

alexkp

16,484 posts

274 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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Excellent - especially like the Hummer one...

How about:

TVR Forum - My car has stopped making a grinding noise. Should I be worried?

toni896

2,188 posts

256 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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MG Rover Forum,

Help I thin I have HGF?
Help can I claim on my warrenty ?

TheDarkSide

640 posts

254 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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r988 said:
Didn't we have this exact same joke (but with Jaguar) just the other day, or am I hallucinating again?


But search isn't working at the mo so I can't find it.

selmer

2,760 posts

272 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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Irish said:

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I'm thinking Blue and gold, anyone tried this combo ??

Pigeon

18,535 posts

276 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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MZ forum: Which is better, premix or injection?

glocko

1,813 posts

279 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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BMW forum...

[Life of Brian mode] Yes we are all individuals![/Life of Brian Mode]

Maxed up 1984 316i in gold with white vipers, Irish reg plate...

[Life of Brian mode] I'm not[/Life of Brian Mode]

Irish

Original Poster:

3,991 posts

269 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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glocko said:
BMW forum...

[Life of Brian mode] Yes we are all individuals![/Life of Brian Mode]

Maxed up 1984 316i in gold with white vipers, Irish reg plate...

[Life of Brian mode] I'm not[/Life of Brian Mode]


Northern Irish reg plate...............

johnjr

4,775 posts

253 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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Lotus Forum

Its not a FING PROTON!!!!

Has yours broken down yet???

john

glocko

1,813 posts

279 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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Irish said:
glocko said:
BMW forum...

[Life of Brian mode] Yes we are all individuals![/Life of Brian Mode]

Maxed up 1984 316i in gold with white vipers, Irish reg plate...

[Life of Brian mode] I'm not[/Life of Brian Mode]


Northern Irish reg plate...............


BMW forum...

[Life of Brian mode] Yes we are all individuals![/Life of Brian Mode]

Maxed up 1984 316i in gold with white vipers, Cheap £80 elite reg plate...

[Life of Brian mode] I'm not[/Life of Brian Mode]

Is that ok or do you perchance work for NewReg??

polarbert

17,936 posts

261 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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Irish said:

Renault
----- my car is french, what shall i do???


i think about that one everyday


at the autosport show my dad pointed out some pathetic skinny tyres, and said 'they're tyres for the clio arent they rob?' i did think it was bloody funny at the time! i usually just call my dads car a ford (jag xk8) and that seems to shut him up

johnjr

4,775 posts

253 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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polarbert said:
Irish said:

Renault
----- my car is french, what shall i do???


i think about that one everyday


at the autosport show my dad pointed out some pathetic skinny tyres, and said 'they're tyres for the clio arent they rob?' i did think it was bloody funny at the time! i usually just call my dads car a ford (jag xk8) and that seems to shut him up


I have the same problem...

I have a Renault Megane Coupe and my uncle takes the PSS out of it!!!

But then i inform him that hie Jaguar XJR is just a big Ford!!!

He also keeps quiet after that!!

john

up-the-dubs

4,282 posts

259 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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Irish... I wonder where you got that list from?????

Irish

Original Poster:

3,991 posts

269 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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it was on here a few days ago don't you know

Trooper2

6,676 posts

261 months

Wednesday 18th January 2006
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Jaglover said:
And where is the Jaguar forum





Funny though





Jaguar forum-
my Jag has failed to proceed.