This a warning to all males.

[ZR1cliff]

I am posting this to warn you of something that happened to me
as I am a victim of the latest scam whilst shopping. This happened at ASDA Store Old Kent Road, Bermondsey and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two good looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are leaving
while your are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat.
One starts wiping your windscreen with a rag while the other comes to
your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost
coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look. When you
thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride
to another Shop.

You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they
start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into
the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one
steals your wallet.

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I
couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

Mate just mailed it to me.

[Jaglover]

[timmy30]

[bilko2]

Just popping out to get some milk love

[Bebs]

I'm off down the shops..

[selmer]

ASDA, You say...?
Right, I'll brave the chavs then....

[Nick P]

"I'm just going shopping love.....i MAY be some time"



(returns 1 week later looking tired and drawn)

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

Bugger! I'll have to sell the 2 seater!

[Plotloss]

Quality

In other news there appears to be a fair few chaps getting ed by hairdressers on another thread...

[Jaglover]

Plotloss said:

Quality In other news there appears to be a fair few chaps getting ed by hairdressers on another thread...

The poofters

[paulie-mafia]

Lol, that's the supermarket I use! Heading out to pick up some freshly baked baps now....