Post a good tip 2 see you through life.......

[F.M]

Have a ******* good time now as you never know when your numbers up!...

[FunkyNige]

Never borrow money to gamble.

[monkeyhanger]

Never p*** into the wind and never eat yellow snow.

[timmy30]

Never buy condoms in the local Boots store where you girlfriends mother also shops.

[jas xjr]

if you give people a choice, they will choose

[TheLemming]

Pursue your dreams, if you dont then you will always regret it.

*feeling rather pensive this evening*

[jacobyte]

Don't run with scissors.

[gingerpaul]

Count the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves

And yes, I am a tight fisted bastard

[jamieboy]

Never use your thumb to check how long it takes a car's cigarette lighter to heat up. It's a lot quicker than you'd think.

[F.M]

Don`t select 1st when going for 3rd...(BANG)

[telecat]

Never put your knives in the dish washer with the blade point up.

[mybrainhurts]

Hide

[jimmyfish]

Never stroke a burning dog


Never put your hand on a hot turbo

[timmy30]

Before you swing and axe make sure that the area immediately around you is clear of obstructions.

[zoom_jones]

Want what you have, don't have what you want.

There are not statue's of "teams".

Have soul, trust your instinct.

ok, ahem sorry more than 1 there...

[zzr]

what ever you do always wear sun lotion!!

[cowhead]

"Winners don't use rugs."

Oh and there is a statue of a "team", check out this statue in Whitehall. One of the best in London IMHO. Then again I am a bit biased.

[F.M]

DON`T RESPECT ANYONE WHO DOESN`T RESPECT YOU!....

[skinnyboy]

just because you can, doesn;t mean that you should!

I apply theis mantra to every barryboy/chavved up car i see!

[deevlash]

never watch hollyoaks without tissues