Shameless attempt to drum up interest for my silly Ebay item

[spandexx]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&

Spread the word my pretties!

[alexkp]

Truly surreal...

[robinhood21]

An ideal present for a bosom-buddy!

[Donut]

Did you get them from someone who had gone bust..??

[kerfuffle]

I have a peculiar sense that I should buy it.

[chim_knee]

kerfuffle said:

I have a peculiar sense that I should buy it.

You want to ask whether it can be implanted in your ball-bag, don't you. :benevolent: Go ahead. He won't mind.

[JonRB]

You tit.

Someone had to say it

[Donut]

JonRB said:

You tit. Someone had to say it

Arrhh

left or punctured though..??

[kerfuffle]

Purely out of interest, could this device be safely inserted into a chap's sack?

[Donut]

kerfuffle said:

Purely out of interest, could this device be safely inserted into a chap's sack?

It says clearly that the gaffer tape will itch!!!

It would, but you'd soon become the master of 'pocket billiards'

[Jaglover]

chim_knee said:

You want to ask whether it can be implanted in your ball-bag, don't you. :benevolent: Go ahead. He won't mind.

[kerfuffle]

Donut said:

kerfuffle said: Purely out of interest, could this device be safely inserted into a chap's sack? It says clearly that the gaffer tape will itch!!!

Ah yes. Sorry, my mammary failed me. As did hers

[ZR1cliff]

Thank god for that,for a moment there i thought you had spotted my old polaroid camera ,phew!!

[mutt k]

Rather more worrying is why you happen a) to be in possession of such an item and b) why you are disposing of it? Care to elucidate?

[kerfuffle]

His missus left tit behind?

[Donut]

mutt k said:

Rather more worrying is why you happen a) to be in possession of such an item and b) why you are disposing of it? Care to elucidate?

It all went tits up for her!

Its a shame relly as she felt she'd got a breast of the situation!

[JonRB]

I must say I'm starting to get a bit norked off with all these punning threads. And it's not even as if this is one of the breast ones, to be honest. Maybe we should just nip(ple) it in the bud(s)?

[kerfuffle]

Do I detect a nipple of discontent?

[Donut]

kerfuffle said:

Do I detect a nipple of discontent?

Well it is winter...


cold=Bong!!

[chim_knee]

kerfuffle said:

His missus left tit behind?

:rapidapplause: very good!