Still no Evo magazine on the doormat...

[targarama]

It was late in December, now its late in January. I'm heading to the US for 3 weeks now and it didn't come in this morning's post. Very disappointed since the latest copy has been in the shops for 3-4 days now. I'll be emailing Evo shortly...

[nervous]

do make sure you get this months though. id say the pages betwixt 113 and 120 are the best theyve ever done. soft, strong and thoroughly absorbent. in short, right up your alley.

[vetteheadracer]

The one with the Audi Quattro arrived on my door mat on 31st of Dec, so I would say either
a. the postmans nicked it

or

b. your subscription has lapsed

[anonymous-user]

I just got the audi rs4 issue on saturday (girlfriend loves it when it arrives at the start of a weekend) and the postie must have nicked the previous issue. did i miss anything much?

[vetteheadracer]

If you do get your subscriber copy with the Audi on it, tell me what's wrong with the picture, 'cos I've got a big problem with it!

[chim_knee]

vetteheadracer said:

If you do get your subscriber copy with the Audi on it, tell me what's wrong with the picture, 'cos I've got a big problem with it!

Is it the duck?

[nervous]

vetteheadracer said:

If you do get your subscriber copy with the Audi on it, tell me what's wrong with the picture, 'cos I've got a big problem with it!

theres nothing wrong with the picture. its just the way my jeans ruck up.

[kerfuffle]

I don't normally read Evo, but for some reason I found myself flicking through a copy at Smiths today. And I must say standards have slipped. Has anyone read the ramblings of that effeminate himbo on page 119? I thought I was reading Coiffeur Quarterly.

[chim_knee]

kerfuffle said:

for some reason I found myself flicking through a copy at Smiths today...

Pikey.

[nervous]

kerfuffle said:

I don't normally read Evo, but for some reason I found myself flicking through a copy at Smiths today. And I must say standards have slipped. Has anyone read the ramblings of that effeminate himbo on page 119? I thought I was reading Coiffeur Quarterly.

bet he was good looking though, huh? fragrant too, they tell me.

[kerfuffle]

nervous said:

kerfuffle said: I don't normally read Evo, but for some reason I found myself flicking through a copy at Smiths today. And I must say standards have slipped. Has anyone read the ramblings of that effeminate himbo on page 119? I thought I was reading Coiffeur Quarterly. bet he was good looking though, huh? fragrant too, they tell me.

He certainly had "a whiff of lavender"

[Phil Dicky]

chim_knee said:

kerfuffle said: for some reason I found myself flicking through a copy at Smiths today... Pikey.

I'm always on the top shelf at Smiths

My Evo is here though..

[kerfuffle]

Phil Dicky said:

chim_knee said: kerfuffle said: for some reason I found myself flicking through a copy at Smiths today... Pikey. I'm always on the top shelf at Smiths My Evo is here though..

Ah yes, I saw a copy of 'Fill Dicky'. Didn't think it was my bag though.

[anonymous-user]

chim_knee said:

kerfuffle said: for some reason I found myself flicking through a copy at Smiths today... Pikey.

i read evo, motorsport news, autosport, retro cars, ppc and trc at smiths. £4 a magazine, they are having a laugh! how can i afford a cerbera if £40 a month goes on magazines!!

[paulhol]

no sign of mine. called them today and they said theyll send another

[kerfuffle]

I called up - apparently someone in Norfolk is buying up every copy. A peculiar phenomenon indeed.

[nervous]

coincidentally, i can provide you with a link to my ebay auction for signed copies, theres still time

[JonRB]

Ah yes, I had my lavender-scented copy arrive a few days ago.

I must say I was really surprised that chap went for a 996 and not a Boxster.

[nervous]

still, colour aside, i bet its practically a vaginal lodestone. twinned with that lucky chaps immense good looks i bet hes knee deep in birds all day long. i wish i was him.

[TheDarkSide]

nervous said:

its practically a vaginal lodestone.

Y'see I knew looking that up in the dictionary would prove useful.