Funny text message

[bmw114]

Need a favour, I`m at Manchester Airport and they have arrested me for being the ugliest focker in England. Can you come down now to show they`ve made a mistake.

Any more you guys.

[Lois]

My fave...

Today is National booze and drug day. You can do your bit by remembering and sending a text to a drunk and unstable friend. Well, that's my bit done then.

[dougc]

Got one from my mate on Xmas day that said 'Dear Santa, last year you got me a sweater for Christmas, his year I'd like a screamer or a moaner'

[tvrgit]

Good news, I have won a holiday for two in Tenerife, for me and my best friend! Seeing as you're a mate and all, I wondered - would you mind putting my bin out for me while I'm away?

[RoadRailer]

Try these two _

Happy Easter from all of us at the Alzheimer Society, and all the best for 1983!

or

A charity pantomime for Paranoid Schizophrenics descended into chaos last night, when someone in the audience shouted "He's behind You..."

[bmw114]

tvrgit said:

Good news, I have won a holiday for two in Tenerife, for me and my best friend! Seeing as you're a mate and all, I wondered - would you mind putting my bin out for me while I'm away?

I`ve heard this one before but it was for me and 16 of my mates......

Ooooooh its even worse.

[Fer]

Police have reported finding the body of a middle aged balding overweight man naked in the park. The only distinguishing mark is a tiny penis. Please text me back to let me know you are OK.

[rolyrat]

Listen, don't ring me after you read this, its not something i want to talk about on the phone. We'l talk about it later, i want to be the ont to tell you, i dont want you to hear it from anyone else. I know youre going to be upset, but i know we can sort it out and work through it...... Theres no santa, hahaha.

[vixpy1]

From : The Accident Group..

You're fired.










Oh, I'm sorry, thats real