Merry Christmas
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To the tune of 'Away in a manger'...
Out there on the pavement a Santa Claus stands
Beside a fake chimney, a bell in his hands
A second Santa's feet can be smelt from afar
A third one is picking his teeth in a bar
A fourth Santa's trying to pick up a blonde
A fifth Santa's drunk in the gutter beyond
A sixth Santa's popped out to pick up his pay
The seventh and the eight ones appear to be gay
They're fat and they're skinny
They're short and they're tall
And none looks a bit like the real one at all
With so many Santa's it's hard to keep score
Small wonder that kids don't believe anymore.
Out there on the pavement a Santa Claus stands
Beside a fake chimney, a bell in his hands
A second Santa's feet can be smelt from afar
A third one is picking his teeth in a bar
A fourth Santa's trying to pick up a blonde
A fifth Santa's drunk in the gutter beyond
A sixth Santa's popped out to pick up his pay
The seventh and the eight ones appear to be gay
They're fat and they're skinny
They're short and they're tall
And none looks a bit like the real one at all
With so many Santa's it's hard to keep score
Small wonder that kids don't believe anymore.
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