How many presents? Absurd!
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I've just done the yearly 'creap around'. Our kids have so much stuff it's untrue!
I did some quick sums, and it's frightening:
We've got four kids, and each has on average, I guess at least ten presents - just from Mum, Dad and Santa. As many again from friends and relatives. So that's 20 X 4 = 80. Then it's twice a year (Christmas and birthdays) = 160 per annum. My eldest is 15 and my youngest is 7. A bit of rough mental arithmatic and I reckon over this period it must be over 2000 presents! No wonder our house is full of crap!
I did some quick sums, and it's frightening:
We've got four kids, and each has on average, I guess at least ten presents - just from Mum, Dad and Santa. As many again from friends and relatives. So that's 20 X 4 = 80. Then it's twice a year (Christmas and birthdays) = 160 per annum. My eldest is 15 and my youngest is 7. A bit of rough mental arithmatic and I reckon over this period it must be over 2000 presents! No wonder our house is full of crap!
As my friend and I discussed when she bought 4 gig Ipods for her 11 year old twin boys the other day - "it wasn't like this when we were kids - we didn't get all this stuff" BUT my wouldn't we have liked it if we had that kind of stuff
I liked the suggestion the other day (from Alexkp?) that his little girl has to sort out some toys to go to other children for Christmas.
I liked the suggestion the other day (from Alexkp?) that his little girl has to sort out some toys to go to other children for Christmas.
srebbe64 said:
We've got four kids, and each has on average, I guess at least ten presents - just from Mum, Dad and Santa. As many again from friends and relatives. So that's 20 X 4 = 80. Then it's twice a year (Christmas and birthdays) = 160 per annum. My eldest is 15 and my youngest is 7. A bit of rough mental arithmatic and I reckon over this period it must be over 2000 presents! No wonder our house is full of crap!
i think you're just jealous

Christmas 4 years ago, having got rid of the kids, I sold the truck I'd been using to cart them & their horses around the show jumping circuit.
I bought my self 2 Triumph TR7s.
I now have a lovely 7, to do the shopping, & a fire breathing 275 BHP 7V8, to frighten the local sheep. The car driving ones.
What, you don't like 7s? Well I do, so up yours, & a very merry
christmas to all of you.
PS. Please don't save the wrapping paper for next year.
I bought my self 2 Triumph TR7s.
I now have a lovely 7, to do the shopping, & a fire breathing 275 BHP 7V8, to frighten the local sheep. The car driving ones.
What, you don't like 7s? Well I do, so up yours, & a very merry
christmas to all of you.
PS. Please don't save the wrapping paper for next year.
[quote=Hasbeen]
I bought my self 2 Triumph TR7s.
I now have a lovely 7, to do the shopping, & a fire breathing 275 BHP 7V8, to frighten the local sheep. The car driving ones.
What, you don't like 7s? Well I do, so up yours, & a very merry
christmas to all of you.
I love TR7-v8's my shell has an lsx in it
Boosted.
I bought my self 2 Triumph TR7s.
I now have a lovely 7, to do the shopping, & a fire breathing 275 BHP 7V8, to frighten the local sheep. The car driving ones.
What, you don't like 7s? Well I do, so up yours, & a very merry
christmas to all of you.
I love TR7-v8's my shell has an lsx in it
Boosted.
srebbe64 said:
I've just done the yearly 'creap around'. Our kids have so much stuff it's untrue!
I did some quick sums, and it's frightening:
We've got four kids, and each has on average, I guess at least ten presents - just from Mum, Dad and Santa. As many again from friends and relatives. So that's 20 X 4 = 80. Then it's twice a year (Christmas and birthdays) = 160 per annum. My eldest is 15 and my youngest is 7. A bit of rough mental arithmatic and I reckon over this period it must be over 2000 presents! No wonder our house is full of crap!
I have five of the blighters.
and because of the above this year they all got one special present.
they all had a good day and got lots of other things from relatives.
>> Edited by jessica on Sunday 25th December 23:03
srebbe64 said:
I've just done the yearly 'creap around'. Our kids have so much stuff it's untrue!
I did some quick sums, and it's frightening:
We've got four kids, and each has on average, I guess at least ten presents - just from Mum, Dad and Santa. As many again from friends and relatives. So that's 20 X 4 = 80. Then it's twice a year (Christmas and birthdays) = 160 per annum. My eldest is 15 and my youngest is 7. A bit of rough mental arithmatic and I reckon over this period it must be over 2000 presents! No wonder our house is full of crap!
You didn't get me one.

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