Frank Skinner singing about Gary Glitter

[srebbe64]

Anyone else see that tonight? I was amazed it was broadcast - goon old ITV for having the nerve!

[mybrainhurts]

Missed it....can you repeat it here?

[srebbe64]

Not easily. Basically he sang an explicit song of what might be happening to GG by other inmates and guards in Vietnam. No holes barred!

[zetec]

There is a picture doing the rounds , i'm not sure if it should really be posted. It is based on the naplm pic from Vietnam.

[mybrainhurts]

srebbe64 said:

Not easily. Basically he sang an explicit song of what might be happening to GG by other inmates and guards in Vietnam. No holes barred!

Come on, you can do better than that...

Hum it, dammit.....

[GTiDave]

it was a tune about relentless sodomisation and ar5e to mouth gay exploitation and self-tasting of glitter by vietnamese inmates... all in all quite probably fairly true to life!

finished with a lyric about the vietnamese joking on about being "up the glitter"

[sparkythecat]

Skinner with Guitar and harmonica sings the following lyrics in the tune and style of one of Bob Dylan's protest songs

"A Christmas choir is singing.
About the first Noel
You can see the stars
Between the bars
Of Gary Glitter’s cell

He was once the leader
Now he’s the paeder
Disgraced and despised
His knees grow sore
On the cold stone floor
As he’s repeatedly sodomised.

Now the tears trickle from his eyes
Against the wall he’s hurled
Looking back it probably was unwise
To leave his computer in PC World

And he thinks about
How the crowds used to shout
At every sold out gig.
Meanwhile a member of the Saigon underworld
Shits into Gary’s upturned wig

Now they’re making him
Go down on them
It’s unpleasant and its unkind.
As he looks up at their grinning faces
He can taste his own behind

He used to be
Glam Rock’s royalty
He was all bright lights and bling
But he doesn’t get one Christmas card
Not even from Jonathan King

As the soddomy begins again
He wets himself. They cheer.
It’s the only Christmas Number one
He’s gonna have this year.

He squeals like a pig
In his shit filled wig
His sweaty cell mates titter
And they joke and tease in Vietnamese
About being up Gary Glitter. "


There'll be letters

[maxed]

Was waiting for the TV police to pull the plug. But they let it 'roll'

[nonegreen]

MI5 should log all complaints and identify the callers as enemies of the state. Skinner is doing a great job.

[Witchfinder]

He's not even been found guilty yet, and everyone seems to be clamouring for a place in the firing squad.

[Marki]

Witchfinder said:

He's not even been found guilty yet, and everyone seems to be clamouring for a place in the firing squad.

No smoke with out fire , and in this case the room is full of smoke

[apache]

Skinner gives me the creeps nearly as much as Glitter,

[peterpeter]

apache said:

Skinner gives me the creeps nearly as much as Glitter,

I agree, he's got shifty looks, and an air of the left-handed websites about him.

can be quite funny when he's no where near David Baddiel though. (who was only ever funny with Rob Newman anyway)

[anniesdad]

I saw it. The funniest thing about the sketch was that nobody was actually laughing at it. Brilliantly unfunny.

>> Edited by anniesdad on Friday 16th December 11:53

[apache]

peterpeter said:

an air of the left-handed websites about him.

[Nuggs]

Crikey, that's perhaps a little close to the knuckle...

[Lurking Lawyer]

In a similar kid-fiddling vein (allegedly), the Telegraph's breaking news section on its website is reporting that Chris Langham (from The Thick Of It, amongst other things) has been arrested and bailed in connection with offences relating to the downloading of child pornography.

He didn't seem to be rushing to deny the charges, judging by his reported comments!