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B17NNS

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18,506 posts

277 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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The building a few down from us called this morning to say that their drains were blocked and would we like to help out with the cost of sorting it as we are on the same drain run.

Anyway Dynorod or some other company are now outside my office window probing about in a manhole.

A bloke is pulling a big rod thing with one hand and eating a sandwich with the other and he isnt even wearing gloves

ADDYBOY1982

693 posts

251 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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B17NNS said:
The building a few down from us called this morning to say that their drains were blocked and would we like to help out with the cost of sorting it as we are on the same drain run.

Anyway Dynorod or some other company are now outside my office window probing about in a manhole.

A bloke is pulling a big rod thing with one hand and eating a sandwich with the other and he isnt even wearing gloves


vixpy1

42,699 posts

294 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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What a crap job

ADDYBOY1982

693 posts

251 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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vixpy1 said:
What a crap job


It's not the best is it!

I can imagine when this bloke goes on a date:

She says "so what do you do for a living?"

He says "I hose shit out of drains all day while wearing no gloves and eating a sandwich"

B17NNS

Original Poster:

18,506 posts

277 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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There is also now a smell eminating throughout our building.

Bloke has finished sandwich however and is now enjoying a post rodding cigarette.

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

291 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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For years I had the job of emptying the tripes (stomachs) on newly slaughtered cattle. Great job in the winter because it kept your hands lovely and warm. Downside was it stained your hands greeny yellow. For years when eating a sandwich, I used to throw the last bit away (the bit I was holding) as a force of habit.

Pigeon

18,535 posts

276 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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The immune system is a wonderful thing, strange how people seem to forget they have one these days

Since even if he was wearing gloves the shit and the sandwich would both be on the outside of the gloves, how would the gloves make any difference?

ADDYBOY1982

693 posts

251 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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Pigeon said:
The immune system is a wonderful thing, strange how people seem to forget they have one these days

Since even if he was wearing gloves the shit and the sandwich would both be on the outside of the gloves, how would the gloves make any difference?


I think he meant that the bloke could have worn gloves while blasting and then taken them off and eaten the sandwich

simpo two

92,931 posts

295 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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B17NNS said:
probing about in a manhole.... A bloke is pulling a big rod thing with one hand...


Sorry, I've just been reading the gays thread...

FourWheelDrift

92,344 posts

314 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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Was the sandwich creating the blockage and is he eating the evidence?

KB_S1

5,967 posts

259 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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B17NNS said:


Bloke has finished sandwich however and is now enjoying a post rodding cigarette.


Bloody hell was he doing that whilst eating and working as well

jessica

6,321 posts

282 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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Tyre Smoke said:
For years I had the job of emptying the tripes (stomachs) on newly slaughtered cattle. Great job in the winter because it kept your hands lovely and warm. Downside was it stained your hands greeny yellow. For years when eating a sandwich, I used to throw the last bit away (the bit I was holding) as a force of habit.



I'll never eat tripe again..

alexkp

16,484 posts

274 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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Tyre Smoke said:
For years I had the job of emptying the tripes (stomachs) on newly slaughtered cattle. Great job in the winter because it kept your hands lovely and warm. Downside was it stained your hands greeny yellow. For years when eating a sandwich, I used to throw the last bit away (the bit I was holding) as a force of habit.


Dear god, is that the worst job a PH'er has had?

DJ111S

30,322 posts

257 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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B17NNS said:
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..........now enjoying a post rodding cigarette.


VIXPY!

TheLemming

4,319 posts

295 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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KB_S1 said:
B17NNS said:


Bloke has finished sandwich however and is now enjoying a post rodding cigarette.


Bloody hell was he doing that whilst eating and working as well


My great aunt, up until a few years ago, used to run a tripe shop.

One of the great yorkshire delicacys

Strangely nice actually. She also used to sell pig knuckles there, but they looked truly horrible!

white_van_man

3,848 posts

279 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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i deal with Cess pit tanker drivers nearly every day of the week!! Some of them are animals, alot of them wont think twice about grabbing a quick snack inbetween emptying a tankand unloading it off at the sewage works!! i have also seen one get covered head to toe in s**t and be more worried about helping us hose the area down rather than having a shower and getting changed!!

2 Smokin Barrels

32,038 posts

265 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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B17NNS said:


A bloke is pulling a big rod thing with one hand and eating a sandwich


Multi gifted eh?

jessica

6,321 posts

282 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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TheLemming said:
KB_S1 said:
B17NNS said:


Bloke has finished sandwich however and is now enjoying a post rodding cigarette.


Bloody hell was he doing that whilst eating and working as well


My great aunt, up until a few years ago, used to run a tripe shop.

One of the great yorkshire delicacys

Strangely nice actually. She also used to sell pig knuckles there, but they looked truly horrible!






oooooooooo no a pigs trotter served cold with salt and vinegar you havent lived. hate tripe thought truly awful......

polus

4,343 posts

255 months

Monday 5th December 2005
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Thats

Imagine if a small flake of turd that had been lying in piss and shit ridden drain accidentally flicked up and landed in his sandwich... Yum!