One for towman

[Flat in Fifth]

Did you hear this on Johnnie Walker t'other night?

We all thought of you sweetie!

Truck Driving Song, author unknown.

I'm driving a truck
Driving a big ol' truck
Pedal to the metal
Hope I don't run out of luck
Rollin down the highway
Till the break of dawn
Driving a truck with my high heels on.

My diesel rig is northward bound
It's time to put that hammer down
Just watching as the miles go flying by
I'm riding 20 tons of steel
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
While i'm still waiting for my nails to dry

Oh I always gotta check my lipstick in that rearview mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I'm jamming gears and hauling freight
Well I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord don't let my mascara run tonight.

Cuz I'm driving a truck
Driving a big ol' truck
Smokey's on my tail and my accellerator's stuck
Got these 18 wheels a rollin Till the break of dawn
Driving a truck with my high heels on.

Oh i don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
And my nipple rings don't bother me too much.
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slipping off the mother-lovin clutch

But still i'm driving a truck
Driving a big ol' truck
Headin down the interstate just trying to make a buck
Wearing feather boas with sequins and chiffon
Driving a truck with my high heels on.

Driving a truck
Driving a truck
Gotta load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
And I'm late for my appointment down at the hair salon
So I'll be driving a truck with my high heels on.

[towman]

It`s Weird Al Yankovic

We all dress like that - didn`t you know? The only cure is a dose of radiation!

I prefer this one myself.....

I like trucking, I like trucking,
I like trucking and I like to truck.
I like trucking, I like trucking,
If you don't like trucking, tough luck.

On the road, you must be brave and tireless,
On the road, you can listen to the wireless,
On the road, you eat café food with pride,
You can throw it up outside.

The greatest kick in trucking comes from knocking down a biker,
Or swinging round a roundabout and picking up a hiker,
You're chatting up that piece of skirt who's sitting by your side,
Then pop the crucial question - a ride for a ride?

I like trucking, I like trucking,
I like trucking and I like to truck.
I like trucking, I like trucking,
If you don't like trucking, tough luck.

Perhaps the greatest laugh of all, that makes this life worthwhile,
Is waving on the car behind, giving him a smile,
With glasses and with gratitude, he revs his little load,
And meets another trucking truck, a-trucking down the road.

On the road, you must be tough and ruthless,
And the rumours that we're gay are truthless,
On the road, you can wear your shirtsleeves rolled,
You eat chocolate when it's cold.

From behind, we like to sneak up on you from behind,
Never mind, if you hit 'em never mind.

We like trucking, we like trucking,
We like trucking and we like to truck.
We like trucking, we like trucking,
If you don't like trucking, tough luck.

[Simonelite501]

Hi Steve, lend us yur Lippie!

[towman]

Simonelite501 said:

Hi Steve, lend us yur Lippie!

Only if you return the pink catsuit I loaned you recently!

How`s the beast coming on?