I've just got back from a chav wedding!
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Well, evening wedding reception to be precise. All I can say is, the wife and I are glad to be back, albeit a bit earlier than most of the others! In summary, my hairdresser wanted us to come to her evening doo. I suspect it's because I tip her well so she was guaranteed a decent gift (which she got)! So, I've just endured:
Three hours of deafening "YMCA", "Lady in Red", "It's Raining Men", and other classics!
Dozens of pierced, Miss Whiplash, impersonators.
A food fight, including paper plates and plastic cutlery thrown in for good measure.
Shrieking laughter from middle-aged slappers spilling out of their size 16 strapless dresses.
An argument between the barman and the best man about a 20p discrepency.
So now I'm home, reeking of cheap cigarettes, and enjoying a pleasant glass of red wine in my comparatively quiet abode.
Three hours of deafening "YMCA", "Lady in Red", "It's Raining Men", and other classics!
Dozens of pierced, Miss Whiplash, impersonators.
A food fight, including paper plates and plastic cutlery thrown in for good measure.
Shrieking laughter from middle-aged slappers spilling out of their size 16 strapless dresses.
An argument between the barman and the best man about a 20p discrepency.
So now I'm home, reeking of cheap cigarettes, and enjoying a pleasant glass of red wine in my comparatively quiet abode.
Go on you loved it really.
Heading home on a Friday afternoon via an industrial estate the other week,
I reached the head of a long mysterious queue, at 4PM'ish
A nasty looking mock-up supposed to be cindrella's horse-drawn carriage. with two chav-occupants gazing at the
industrial scenery, and for all the world,
looking like the hapless victims trapped inside some monstrous hamster ball
oh for a camera
Heading home on a Friday afternoon via an industrial estate the other week,
I reached the head of a long mysterious queue, at 4PM'ish
A nasty looking mock-up supposed to be cindrella's horse-drawn carriage. with two chav-occupants gazing at the
industrial scenery, and for all the world,
looking like the hapless victims trapped inside some monstrous hamster ball
oh for a camera
srebbe64 said:
Three hours of deafening "YMCA", "Lady in Red", "It's Raining Men", and other classics!
Dozens of pierced, Miss Whiplash, impersonators.
A food fight, including paper plates and plastic cutlery thrown in for good measure.
Shrieking laughter from middle-aged slappers spilling out of their size 16 strapless dresses.
An argument between the barman and the best man about a 20p discrepency.
So now I'm home, reeking of cheap cigarettes...
Sounds great
Rob. </chav>

Jaglover said:
Wouldn't you sooner have gone to BT&P instead?
I've been on a few PH runs in the Tiv which was great, but the thought of sitting in a hotel restaurant in tie and jacket does nothing for me! Having said that, it would heve been preferable to the last few hours I've just endured.
srebbe64 said:
Jaglover said:
Wouldn't you sooner have gone to BT&P instead?
I've been on a few PH runs in the Tiv which was great, but the thought of sitting in a hotel restaurant in tie and jacket does nothing for me! Having said that, it would heve been preferable to the last few hours I've just endured.
Its a bloody good laugh and a huge piss up , what more could you want , ok wearing a suit and tie isnt my thing either , but sod it when your pissed who cares !
DennisTheMenace said:
srebbe64 said:
Jaglover said:
Wouldn't you sooner have gone to BT&P instead?
I've been on a few PH runs in the Tiv which was great, but the thought of sitting in a hotel restaurant in tie and jacket does nothing for me! Having said that, it would heve been preferable to the last few hours I've just endured.
Its a bloody good laugh and a huge piss up , what more could you want , ok wearing a suit and tie isnt my thing either , but sod it when your pissed who cares !
and of course the company helps too

whoami said:
If it was going to be so bad, why did you go?
I had no idea it would be like it was. She's a nice lady, and I'd never met him - until tonight! I think the more colourful characters were from his side. The moment we walked into the hall, the wife looked at me with that "it won't be a late night" look. She was right about that!
srebbe64 said:
the wife looked at me with that "it won't be a late night" look
Mrs Kinky & I have a code-word for this - iguana - if it crops up in conversation - that's our cue to go ASAP.
The funniest ever was when I took her to meet an an old mate of mine for the 1st time. He opened the door and she whispered it under her breath.
Kinky said:
Mrs Kinky & I have a code-word for this - iguana - if it crops up in conversation - that's our cue to go ASAP.
The funniest ever was when I took her to meet an an old mate of mine for the 1st time. He opened the door and she whispered it under her breath.
Thats a good idea, I need to introduce it to my girlfreind (but I suspect if I do she will leave me
) john
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