Thread Hijack Put Down

[tinman0]

Can someone give me a decent put down for a thread hijack?

[vixpy1]

Your Mother in Law is so fat that when she rolls over, her post code changes

[jacobyte]

Yeah, we know that, but he wants a put-down.

[lazyitus]

There are two c ts in this thread, and you're both of them.

>> Edited by lazyitus on Tuesday 22 November 15:15

[ICSD]

You...you flippin' hijacker!

[vixpy1]

Your Mother in Law is so Fat, she has Roadkill in her bed

[shadytree]

[timmy30]

JonRB said:

Errr, ok, thanks guys.

[andy mac]

"your mommas so fat, when she gets on an escalator, it HAS to go down..."

[JonRB]

timmy30 said:

JonRB said: Errr, ok, thanks guys.

[vixpy1]

[ZR1cliff]

[vixpy1]

Your Mamma's so fat, she has a Lorry reversing Beeper for when she sits down

[lazyitus]

Your momma's so fat, she's got her own moon orbiting her.

[BliarOut]

"Your momma's Bedford Rascal"?

[ADDYBOY1982]

"I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce."

Usually works for me

[JonRB]

"I hope all your children have small willies. And that includes the girls."

(Having said that, this thread appears to have been hijacked into an insults thread. How ironic.)

[beano500]

One I made earlier.....

[tinman0]

yeah, i noticed that. although, the first part of thread gives me enough material

[Neil_H]

Shut up stupid-head!