Plane Problems
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Balmoral Green

42,561 posts

278 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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They should put their Nike trainers on and start running...

dilbert

7,741 posts

261 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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It'll be allright.

The worst thing that can happen is that something digs in, and the plane breaks in half/somersaults.

On the plus side, I don't think the gulfstream has any sticky out bits underneath. So it probably won't dig in.

The plane will be a right off though.

R555SSH

5,006 posts

252 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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Perhaps Nike should ask all the factory workers in the Phillipines paid 36 p per £1350 shoe what should be done to help all the poor corporate souls trapped in their private jet.


Sorry very facetious. I hope it lands OK...

up-the-dubs

4,282 posts

259 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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Live footage from airport just been on Sky News. Right hand gear half jammed in. Once again, wall to wall tv waits in anticipation of a disaster to emerge.

raftom

1,310 posts

291 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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dilbert said:
The plane will be a right off though.
Just wondered about that. Is that the case with any belly landing? Isn't it possible to salvage plains if the landing is soft enough?

eccles

14,390 posts

252 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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raftom said:
dilbert said:
The plane will be a right off though.
Just wondered about that. Is that the case with any belly landing? Isn't it possible to salvage plains if the landing is soft enough?


obviously it will depend on the damage to the aircraft, and much as a car insurance claim, the age/hours of the aircraft will be a factor.
if this landing is nice and gentle, and the damage light, it could be back in the air within a couple of months.

srebbe64

13,021 posts

267 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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It's live on Fox News in the UK.

srebbe64

13,021 posts

267 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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They're saying it's plane's maiden voyage, and it had the chairman of Nike on board.

cross-eyed-twit

9,720 posts

290 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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I wonder if you are able to manually wind down the gear??

not that it matters now of course.

speedtwelve

3,546 posts

303 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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It'll be the first flight of the jet operationally with the new owner. When it was built at Gulfstream it'll already have been through a production flight-test schedule to check everything worked as it should before it was delivered.

There are fail-safe systems built into the gear. The gear powers down hydraulically, and the hydraulic systems have redundancy with an emergency gear lowering system. There's a hydraulic accumulator with enough pressure to blow the gear down. (The Space Shuttle emergency system is to open the doors and let gravity do the work). The snag is the gear has interlocks to ensure the doors don't close onto the gear when it is going up or down, and if there is a problem with one of these interlocks then the gear might not operate as it should. It wouldn't be the first time an engineer has left a spanner in the wheel well which dislodges in flight and jams something.

Normally when one wheel jams halfway the crew will push and pull on the yoke to apply some 'g' to try and shake it down. Failing that some guys have 'bounced' the good mainwheel on the runway to persuade the others to drop. Gear stuck halfway is a pain; having all jammed up is usually better as you can plant it onto the runway gear-up onto a pre-laid foam blanket and normally walk away...

Doesn't happen very often. You could always take the train...

Incidentally, it'll have two pilots on board. The media always refer to 'The Pilot'. Pi$$es off all the first-officers in the right-hand seat!

ST

>> Edited by speedtwelve on Monday 21st November 20:34

eharding

14,648 posts

314 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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los angeles said:
You'd think by now someone would have designed a foolproof landing gear system guaranteed as safe as a lift in a building.


They have...it's referred to a "Gear...down..and welded"

raftom

1,310 posts

291 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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los angeles said:
...what to say when talking down the pilot ...
To appreciate the job of air controllers in situations like this, take a look at:

www.alexisparkinn.com/photogallery/Videos/flightassist.mp3 (sound file, about 9 min.)

It's the record of a mayday request of a VFR pilot lost in the clouds.

speedtwelve

3,546 posts

303 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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The Gulfstream crew will be experienced chaps or chappesses with Airline Transport Pilots Licences and Gulfstream type-ratings. They go into the sim regularly to practice (amongst other things) lots of different emergency drills. When they have a problem they're in charge, they don't need anyone on the ground to 'talk them down' as such. They'd have been on the radio to a Gulfstream technical representative to chat about the gear snag, but other than that they're as qualified as anyone else to land a broken jet.

ST

LRdriver II

1,936 posts

279 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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Challenger 604 captain here,
We do this drill every six months in the sim, as well as every other conceivable problem. Team work with the other pilot gets the job done. I havent seen the footage as I am stuck in Budapest on a trip so any links would be appreciated. Mind you this bloody cold spell and freezing fog makes it interesting to fly in andout of the UK these days

puggit

49,820 posts

278 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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LRdriver II

1,936 posts

279 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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ahh.. the gear wouldnt go UP... much better than it not going down.

Eric Mc

125,742 posts

295 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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Is every single stuck undercarriage incident going to be covered live on TV from now on?

eharding

14,648 posts

314 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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Depends - if Sky are bidding for the rights after losing
the football monopoly, then quite possibly.

Eric Mc

125,742 posts

295 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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Pretty much a demonstration of the inaneness of "Live TV News" coverage.

roadsweeper

3,789 posts

304 months

Monday 21st November 2005
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raftom said:
dilbert said:
The plane will be a right off though.
Just wondered about that. Is that the case with any belly landing? Isn't it possible to salvage plains if the landing is soft enough?

The following is all in good humour

Aargh! I'm sorry, but that spelling is just dreadful and I couldn't help myself but post!

You were looking for:

"Write-off*" not "right off"

and

"Plane" not "plain"

0/10 gentlemen!

I can see the whole, "He'll break too late!" and, "He might loose control!" coming up soon. :weep:

*You can argue about the hyphen if you wish.