"I had to keep snipping..."

[bigandclever]

www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13463018,00.html

Sky won't let me copy and paste, so here's a sample paragraph:
"After fishing his privates out of the loo, he bagged them up and staggered to his local social club to show off his handy work - and all while he was sober."

Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear....

[MarkBarton]

On the bright side, at least he'll never breed...

[beano500]

Oooooooooooooooo!

I think this thread needs to be cut. Soon!

[ADDYBOY1982]

OUCH!

What a fg nutcase!

[Kentish]

This was months ago, I remember the PH posts.

Appears the guy os still a F**k wit!

[Thelemming]

"I still want to have children though, maybe I will adopt"

The terrifying thing is that having removed his own tackle with a pair of BLUNT wirecutters in a pub toilets probably isnt enough to disqualify him from adopting....

Sounds like a great, perfectly sane potential parent.

[AlexH]

MarkBarton said:

On the bright side, at least he'll never breed...

[combover]

What I want to know, at what point did he think:
'Yep, That should do it....mighty fine job!'

With a pair of blunt wire cutters.....OUCH!

Combover

>> Edited by combover on Tuesday 15th November 14:51

[pdV6]

ADDYBOY1982 said:

OUCH! What a fg nutcase!

I think you'll find that he's just a "nutcase" now...

[silversun]

What a loon!

[Mr Whippy]

I really worry about these people who mutilate or even kill themselves over sports results.

Clearly not all there upstairs. What a tool! Wonder if he has an "empty" bag there now with some silicone blobs so he still looks to have a set of balls?

Dave

[Neil_H]

On the bright side, he'll probably be a better choir singer.

[chilli]

And.... It took him 10 minutes....10 MINUTES. Not a knee-jerk reaction, and he wasn't even pi$$ed!!

Lock 'em up.

[pesty]

with a bit of luck wales will win again next time and he'll cut his stupid head off or something.

he went to the pub to show everyone? what the hell? why hasnt he been sanctioned or something. don't we have any padded cells any more?

[ADDYBOY1982]

pesty said:

with a bit of luck wales will win again next time and he'll cut his stupid head off or something. he went to the pub to show everyone? what the hell? why hasnt he been sanctioned or something. don't we have any padded cells any more?

I think you mean sectioned

[Antwerpman]

my friend was actually there and looked after the guy until the ambulance arrived. Apparently he was a few sandwiches short of a picnic although I dont think that anyone had suspected he was that bad. Apparently they put his bits in a pint glass full of ice but they couldnt do anything to repair the damage. There was copious amounts of blood by all accounts

[pesty]

why did he have wire cutters in teh bathroom anyway?

sounds like bollacks to me He didnt make a bet with his mate he obviously hasnt got any. I recon he's made it all up and just mutilated himself because he wanted to.

[maserati3200gt]

A. He wants to Adopt !

B. He can still vote !

Scary !

[pesty]

ADDYBOY1982 said:

pesty said: with a bit of luck wales will win again next time and he'll cut his stupid head off or something. he went to the pub to show everyone? what the hell? why hasnt he been sanctioned or something. don't we have any padded cells any more? I think you mean sectioned

i did indded

[rude girl]

I saw a documentary about this sort of thing a few years ago. Apparently this sort of 'specialised' self-harm is a lot more common than you might think.

How odd though, eh?