Limerick War

[Ecks Ridgehead]

An idea stolen shamelessly from another forum: the Limerick War. What is it? Just a bit of fun for the poetically-minded PHers out there - you post a limerick (usually insulting) about the person who just posted (and their limerick). And that's all there is to it.

I'll go first...so you can all have a go at me:

Oh you poets of the Pie & Piston
I urge you to try out this system
Insult, flame and curse
Just frame it in verse
Choose your victim, take aim and then diss them

[Ace-T]

I'll write a poem said Ecks
Instead of thinking of sex
I'll make it insulting
And really revolting
Then down a can of four X

...well it is early yet!

Ace-T

[Size Nine Elm]

Ace-T wrote in limerick style,
With poor insults, which just made me smile,
To offend with a stunt,
Just call him a c*nt,
And other outpourings of bile.

[Ecks Ridgehead]

Poor work from the elm, size nine
Shows him without poetic incline
And the loss of a vowel
Makes his mouth no less foul
Clearly trees should not indulge in rhyme

[nel]

Who let this Ridgehead on line?
To lyricise and whine
It's impossible to work
Because of this berk
He merits at least a fine

[Size Nine Elm]

The Head with a Ridge, it is true,
Picked up on some words which are blue,
But, in missing the point,
Got his nose out of joint,
Because rude words are funnier too.

[nel]

As a poet Size Nine Elm
Continues to underwhelm
He was far too blunt
With the use of c*nt
This won't wash with Ted at the helm.

[Raify]

Size Nine, is his name about c0ck size?
I wouldn't really be that surprised,
It just a smoke-screen,
He's hung like a breem,
and dutch elm will be his demise.

[BliarOut]

There once was a man called Size Nine
Who joined in the battle in rhyme,
His words were quite risky,
But we all want Vixpy,
To be next in the poetic line.

[nel]

There once was a man called BliarOut
A poofy porker driver with pout
A boxster no way
Unless you're a gay
This hairdresser merits a clout.

[Carrera2]

Poor old Elm, Size Nine
I didn't think he was out of line
He merely said c*nt
Now he's bearing the brunt
of some anger but none of it's mine.

[andy mac]

The once was a poet who was blue,
who only got to line two....

[Carrera2]

There once was a man called Greg
Who was inclined to approach ponies and beg
For some love and affection
and a hot equnine injection
and a mouthful of warm salty smeg.

[Size Nine Elm]

While awaiting our Vixpy with glee,
In a new verse I thought I would see
If a short rhyme with OXO
Would cause a padlock, so
Everybody would blame it on me...

[nel]

For most revolting read Carrera2
His limerick was disgustingly blue
He deserves to fry
To suffer and die
This I warrant you'll agree is true

[Ecks Ridgehead]

Come now, Carrera two
This is hardly poetic kung fu
Cheap insults equine:
Are you lacking in spine?
I'll bet you wish that horse was you

>> Edited by Ecks Ridgehead on Monday 14th November 11:05

[nel]

Ecks Ridgehead is a small brained g*t
Who merits all kinds of sh*t
He’s started a thread
That Ted should shred
To stop me wasting my time like a t*t

[Raify]

The post from Carrera went too far,
with images from Animal Farm,
I suppose it's o.k,
he's just having a play,
and besides, it's legal in Utah.

[nel]

You’re all hopelessly late I must say
This cannot continue this way
You can’t get it right
You’re a shower of shite
And now I must wish you good day

[Size Nine Elm]

The previous poster, named 'nel'
Is a man with a flatulent smell,
He posts, and then goes,
To the bog, I suppose,
For a crap - "Didn't he do well!"