Bird Flu Symptoms

[grahamw48]

>>1. High fever
>>2. Congestion
>>3. Nausea
>>4. Fatigue
>>5. Aching in the joints
>>6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windscreen.

[Egbert Nobacon]

7.Singing early in the morning.



>> Edited by Egbert Nobacon on Friday 11th November 00:24

[zetec]

I've been feeling 'peckish' all day

[Egbert Nobacon]

I am worried about my parrot - it keeps screaming "Polly wants a Lemsip"

[mybrainhurts]

Anything that can fly and crap at the same time deserves a serious dose of flu.....

[sixspeed]

zetec said:

I've been feeling 'peckish' all day

Best pop in to the doctors for some "tweetment"...


-andy-

[krusty]

[shadytree]

8. sitting on peoples shoulders in Leicester Square

[Mrs Fish]

[Nuggs]

9. Enjoys watching the final scene of Mary Poppins