Have you been to a Lap Dancing club

[bmw114]

I was walking the dog this morning and was joined by one of the regulars, a lady of about 60 that has been widowed for 9 years or so.

We got talking about dancing and she said last time she was on holiday a man stopping in the same hotel said to her that she was a good mover and that she would make a very good Lap Dancer, I did`nt hear much after that, i could only think that she meant something else but she kept banging on about it for 10 minutes.
If i had said "do you mean tap dancer " she might have felt insulted.

Have i got the wrong idea about Lap Dancers?

[silversun]

bmw114 said:

Have i got the wrong idea about Lap Dancers?

Yes. Next!

[Jaglover]

I think a 60 year old lap dancer is for those with the more exotic perversions.

[iansull]

Was the last time she went on holiday 1965?

[rolyrat]

YUK.

[silversun]

I reckon she made one of those mistakes that old people sometimes make. An elderly relative was telling me about her insurance and said she told the guy on the phone to "Make me happy", when of course she meant quote me happy.

Either that or she knows somewhere that does a nice line in wrinkled lap dancing.

[bmw114]

iansull said:

Was the last time she went on holiday 1965?

You can ask her that one, I`m not.

[ZR1cliff]

Think shes trying to tell you shes got a nice bod and do you fancy it doggy style

[iansull]

Didn't see any 60yo's in Spearmint Rhinos last time i was there.(shame its closed as it was fantastic)

[speed8]

Seen a heavily pregnant lass once but no 60yo's. Haven't been to one for a few years though so times may have changed.

[rsvmilly]

I went to spearmint rhino in Brum, for a stag night.

All I'll say is it wasn't the girls who were being exploited.

[vixpy1]

When she bends over, the customers will be telling her to comb her hair and put her falsh teeth back in.

[cross-eyed-twit]

UK lap dance clubs are NAFF.

At least when you've experienced St.Johns in Newfoundland anyway!!!

[DJ111S]

vixpy1 said:

When she bends over, the customers will be telling her to comb her hair and put her falsh teeth back in.

[ErnestM]

cross-eyed-twit said:

UK lap dance clubs are NAFF. At least when you've experienced St.Johns in Newfoundland anyway!!!

They are all naff worldwide compared to Atlanta, Georgia, USA.

Plotloss, I need some confirmation here!


ErnestM

[R988]

iansull said:

Didn't see any 60yo's in Spearmint Rhinos last time i was there.(shame its closed as it was fantastic)

Wayne Rooney might know a place, apparently he is into that sort of thing...

[planetdave]

Answer is yes.

My birthday in L.A.

And a stag do in Las Vegas.



Can't see the attraction of them in the U.K....somehow american sordid is great but UK sordid is sleazy and naff.

[simpo two]

cross-eyed-twit said:

UK lap dance clubs are NAFF. At least when you've experienced St.Johns in Newfoundland anyway!!!

Don't you mean Newfoundlands in St John's?

[Frik]

planetdave said:

Answer is yes. My birthday in L.A. And a stag do in Las Vegas. Can't see the attraction of them in the U.K....somehow american sordid is great but UK sordid is sleazy and naff.

Went to one recently. Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Couldn't quite bring myself to have a private dance though - a bit sleazy like.

Bought a dance for our table though, mainly because there were 2 girls in our group and they wanted some tips!

[shaw-cross shark]

No, never, it wasn't me officer and you have no proof otherwise

Well, maybe once or twice