Nottingham Madness
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2 Smokin Barrels

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32,033 posts

265 months

Saturday 5th November 2005
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Just left Nottingham on the road to Carlton. When did they put all those red arrow black arrow road narrowers in? (You know, making a two way street one way in parts)

It must be hell on earth in the rush hour!

(and don't even start me on the rephasing of the pedestrian traffic lights outside the Victoria Centre: somebody is going to get squished there for sure!)

EmmaP

11,758 posts

269 months

Saturday 5th November 2005
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2 Smokin Barrels said:
(and don't even start me on the rephasing of the pedestrian traffic lights outside the Victoria Centre: somebody is going to get squished there for sure!)


Was doing a job for Health and Safety bods last week and pointed this out. They did not seem to see it was problematic and explained how it worked. Every pedestrian I have talked about it to thinks that it is confusing. I'm suprised no one has been hit there yet.

I haven't seen the priority traffic signage on the way to Carlton yet. I usually join the Carlton Road at top of the hiil, past Shell garage.

2 Smokin Barrels

Original Poster:

32,033 posts

265 months

Saturday 5th November 2005
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Hi Em

There is definitely a major problem at that crossing...it will end in tears.

I couldn't believe the Carlton road. I couldn't work out why I was queuing until i got there. There's a sequence of four or five lane restrictors!

rich 36

13,739 posts

296 months

Saturday 5th November 2005
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So many signs, so little brakes eh Steve

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Saturday 5th November 2005
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Just keep them away from the west side of Nottingham, please.....




I have a bow and arrows............

2 Smokin Barrels

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32,033 posts

265 months

Saturday 5th November 2005
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mybrainhurts said:
Just keep them away from the west side of Nottingham, please.....




I have a bow and arrows............


..and I've seen your green tights

2 Smokin Barrels

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32,033 posts

265 months

Saturday 5th November 2005
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rich 36 said:
So many signs, so little brakes eh Steve


brakes are for girls

LongQ

13,864 posts

263 months

Saturday 5th November 2005
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Nottingham has been anti cars for years and now they are simply coming out more.

I gather slab square has been ripped up and some sort of expensive new waste of rates is being installed for the all night drinkers to vomit over. So many drunks puking and fornicating all over the place in the early hours that they have to stop the trams and dare not let cars move too far to often.

Other than the odd PH night out and taxi activity for the kids I try to avoid the place like I would a plague city.

Thankfully the kids are away now much of the year so the drop off and late night collection journeys are much reduced as well.

Boosted Ls1

21,200 posts

290 months

Saturday 5th November 2005
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I avoid the place to. Very anti-motorist and all they want is revenue from parking fines and camera's. They are also to focused on trams and park & ride schemes so cars just aren't welcome anymore.

Boosted.

2 Smokin Barrels

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Saturday 5th November 2005
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Boosted Ls1 said:
I avoid the place to. Very anti-motorist and all they want is revenue from parking fines and camera's. They are also to focused on trams and park & ride schemes so cars just aren't welcome anymore.

Boosted.


T'would appear that way...those chicanes on the way to Carlton are ridiculous!

..but they obviously don't like pedestrians either, judging by the crossing at the Vic Centre!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Sunday 6th November 2005
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2 Smokin Barrels said:
rich 36 said:
So many signs, so little brakes eh Steve


brakes are for girls


Watch for skid marks.....

2 Smokin Barrels

Original Poster:

32,033 posts

265 months

Sunday 6th November 2005
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mybrainhurts said:
2 Smokin Barrels said:
rich 36 said:
So many signs, so little brakes eh Steve


brakes are for girls


Watch for skid marks.....


..in your green tights?

simpo two

92,881 posts

295 months

Sunday 6th November 2005
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This is a tragic thread. I spent a lot of time in Nottinhgham 1979-85 and everything worked perfectly, great city. Cars, buses, people - all seemed to fit together happily enough.

Seems like they just had to it up.

mrmaggit

10,146 posts

278 months

Sunday 6th November 2005
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Far too many busses in Nottingham. Don't get me going on the Trams.

2 Smokin Barrels

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Sunday 6th November 2005
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mrmaggit said:
Far too many busses in Nottingham. Don't get me going on the Trams.


The chicanes mentioned above must be in your general direction MrM!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Sunday 6th November 2005
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2 Smokin Barrels said:
mybrainhurts said:
2 Smokin Barrels said:
rich 36 said:
So many signs, so little brakes eh Steve


brakes are for girls


Watch for skid marks.....


..in your green tights?


Oi...that's tree bark.....

john75

5,303 posts

277 months

Sunday 6th November 2005
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Is it true someone told me that for every 1 man in Nottingham there are 10 girls !

Also told that most of them a mingers through !

moparmick

690 posts

263 months

Sunday 6th November 2005
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I live in Carlton and i now do my best to aviod the city, as it's absolute chaos. Gridlock is just round the corner. The town planners have totally lost the plot. Nottm is getting to be just a mass of cameras , chicanes, ramps, road narrowing, humps and whatever else they can think off. In the Nottm Evening post this week, the council announced they are to stop the 5 min grace for people stopping on yellow lines to get a news paper or pick someone up. They are just money grabbing maggots, meanwhile, we have some of the worst crime in England, city senior schools that are some of the worst performing in the country.
Mick

dieseljohn

2,114 posts

286 months

Monday 7th November 2005
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john75 said:
Is it true someone told me that for every 1 man in Nottingham there are 10 girls !


No sadly not, in fact on a saturday evening when busloads of blokes come from around the country looking for the girl surpluss it is the other way around.

Origin of the myth is, apparently, that when Nottingham was the centre of the UK lace industry there was far more women than men because of all the seamstresses or whatever the word is.

2 Smokin Barrels

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Monday 7th November 2005
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dieseljohn said:
john75 said:
Is it true someone told me that for every 1 man in Nottingham there are 10 girls !


No sadly not, in fact on a saturday evening when busloads of blokes come from around the country looking for the girl surpluss it is the other way around.

Origin of the myth is, apparently, that when Nottingham was the centre of the UK lace industry there was far more women than men because of all the seamstresses or whatever the word is.


...and Players cigarettes employed mostly lasses too! (lasses, not lassies). Even as recently as 20 years ago a Thursday night out in Nottingham was something to behold!