Another Flash's woman woe thread.

[Harry Flashman]

Picture the scene.

Thursday, a few liveners in the City with chums. Stumbling home, get text message from the hot neighbour (girl in flat downstairs - a bit older, blonde, hot, stylish and single). There has been some low level flirting for a while - but nothing too serious. We go for a few drinks in Dulwich Village.

This morning:

- hangover
- blonde in my bed
- awful feeling that this may have been a really, really bad idea.

Trying to sneak her out before flatmate sees, says 'I told you so' and(big mouth when drunk) tells others, including a couple of delectable prospects for this weekend. Obviously, I fail.

Flashman is a cretin. This is official.

*edited for deeply shaky hangover spelling

>> Edited by Harry Flashman on Friday 4th November 12:49

[vixpy1]

Can you let me in to your secret please?

[Harry Flashman]

Drinking too much and being an idiot, Charlie. It's easy.

Rascal, -

The neighbour. I mean, we co-own our building. This is far too close to home (literally).

Have worked out that this has comedy potential though - "Hi, I just came over to borrow some sugar?"

[Harry Flashman]

Also - she's a meedja type, in newspapers. If I was as drunk as I suspect (and therfore possibly, er, not at peak performance, ahem), I don't really want to read about it in her column...

[jimothy]

Whats the problem? You got laid didn't you? Everything else is just poppycock!

[shaw-cross shark]

Harry Flashman said:

"Hi, I just came over to borrow some sugar?"

Came over what? Seems like a lot of effort for a cup of sugar

You certainly like to keep things lively Flash

[vixpy1]

Harry Flashman said:

Also - she's a meedja type, in newspapers. If I was as drunk as I suspect (and therfore possibly, er, not at peak performance, ahem), I don't really want to read about it in her column...

Imortiised in the written word.. Flash AHA!

[raf dug]

Keep up the good work mate and stop feeling guilty about it in the morning, it takes two and all that.

[Jaglover]

Flashman judging by the number of posts you have about relationships with different women you have no chance of staying in a monogamous relationship.

If you ever want to get married become a Muslim and have three wives.

[minornut]

Harry Flashman said:

Also - she's a meedja type, in newspapers. If I was as drunk as I suspect (and therfore possibly, er, not at peak performance, ahem), I don't really want to read about my column in her ...

[Harry Flashman]

jimothy said:

Whats the problem? You got laid didn't you? Everything else is just poppycock!

Jimothy old fellow – have you ever heard the expression “defecating on your own doorstep”

[BliarOut]

Jaglover said:

Flashman judging by the number of posts you have about relationships with different women you have no chance of staying in a monogamous relationship. If you ever want to get married become a Muslim and have three wives.

I think he alread is the former???

[jimothy]

Harry Flashman said:

jimothy said: Whats the problem? You got laid didn't you? Everything else is just poppycock! Jimothy old fellow – have you ever heard the expression “defecating on your own doorstep”

Ah, so you're into kinky stuff with this blonde!

[Harry Flashman]

Jaglover said:

If you ever want to get married become a Muslim and have three wives.

[Mikey G]

Harry Flashman said:

I don't really want to read about it in her column...

Vannessa Feltz? is that why your so ashamed

[minimax]

Harry Flashman said:

Have worked out that this has comedy potential though - "Hi, I just came over to borrow some sugar and now I seem to have come on your tits? it's all such a blur!"

comedy potential indeed

[stumpage]

Well if she lives under you. It could be a good point to stop off on the way home from the pub. Means you won't have to tackle all the stairs in one go.

Ahhh a bright side to everything. Oh that and getting sunk to the........

[AlexH]

Jaglover said:

If you ever want to get married become a Muslim and have three wives.

Its like the old gag about polygamy is having more wives than you need...and monogamy being the same thing...

Haven't got any advice to offer, but keep us updated, very entertaining!

[swilly]

Harry Flashman said:

I don't really want to read about it in her column...

Question is did you get your column in to her?