Designer creates wall of breasts

[Mrs Fish]

ananova said:

Designer creates wall of breasts A Dutch designer has created a wall of fake breasts to help male shoppers buy bras that fit their wives or girlfriends. Wendy Rameckers works at the Piet Zwart Institute for Retail and Design in Rotterdam, reports Het Nieuwsblad. "Most men have a selective memory," she explained. "They know all about their car, but never seem to know their wife's bra size. "When trying to buy a sexy bra for their wife or girlfriend, usually they point to other women in the shop or, when asked about size, they say a 'handful'." The wall consists of rows of silicon breasts in all sizes. By look and touch, male shoppers can work out the right size, she says.

[pdV6]

ananova said:

The wall consists of rows of silicon breasts in all sizes. By look and touch, male shoppers can work out the right size, she says.

Either that, or its a more subtle implementation of the "male creche" idea in shopping centres...

[minornut]

Vixpy1 books trip to Rotterdam!

[alfaman]

Has he also built a wall-of-willies for women to buy boxer shorts for their men?

[kerfuffle]

Great idea, but I'm too scared to go into the mens pants department now!

[kerfuffle]

Damn you, alfaman!

[Mikey G]

[timmy30]

I suppose they'll be a 'fanny fence' too to help blokes choose knickers of a suitable size?

[kerfuffle]

That's one fence I'd happily sit on

[esselte]

How long will this thread avoid the dreaded padlock?

[vixpy1]

minornut said:

Vixpy1 books trip to Rotterdam!

[Mrs Fish]

pdV6 said:

ananova said: The wall consists of rows of silicon breasts in all sizes. By look and touch, male shoppers can work out the right size, she says. Either that, or its a more subtle implementation of the "male creche" idea in shopping centres...

I have an image in my head of a load of men with crazed looks in their eyes as they go along squeezing them all

[Mrs Fish]

esselte said:

How long will this thread avoid the dreaded padlock?

As long as it doesn't get too smutty....

[pdV6]

Mrs Fish said:

pdV6 said: ananova said: The wall consists of rows of silicon breasts in all sizes. By look and touch, male shoppers can work out the right size, she says. Either that, or its a more subtle implementation of the "male creche" idea in shopping centres... I have an image in my head of a load of men with crazed looks in their eyes as they go along squeezing them all

Indeed - keeps us entertained for hours whilst you lot look at shoes.

[kerfuffle]

There'll be huge queues from C upwards though.

Will the range include the shoe polishing variety of knocker?

Ooh, wouldn't it be great if the boobs made a 'honk!' noise when you squeezed them. Added fun for the dedicated squeezer and great for catching out the more furtive groper.

[pdV6]

kerfuffle said:

Ooh, wouldn't it be great if the boobs made a 'honk!' noise when you squeezed them. Added fun for the dedicated squeezer and great for catching out the more furtive groper.

Actually, that might be a good idea - if each size of breast played a different tune it might be easier for us idiots to remember which size we're supposed to be buying for?

[timmy30]

kerfuffle said:

Will the range include the shoe polishing variety of knocker?

[baskey]

if it were me i'd feel a right tit.

dum dum tish.

[vixpy1]

pdV6 said:

kerfuffle said: Ooh, wouldn't it be great if the boobs made a 'honk!' noise when you squeezed them. Added fun for the dedicated squeezer and great for catching out the more furtive groper. Actually, that might be a good idea - if each size of breast played a different tune it might be easier for us idiots to remember which size we're supposed to be buying for?

ding dong bing.. cashier number 34B please..

[kerfuffle]

You'll be in trouble when the missus keeps hearing a sound akin to a ships horn behind her though.

In related news, I heard of a chap who went to a party in Norfolk and when he touched his todger a deafening "nanananernanananananananaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" echoed throughout the county. The chap must be blessed.