Welcome, seasonally uninvited vermin...

[granville]

One thing's for sure, as the dreaded season of yule casts a small but determined radiation over the distant horizon: the perennial visitation to one's Chipstick storage facility by the twisted offspring of the local vermicious knid community.

To wit, there's a hole in a warehouse wall, just about the size of a Victorian tick or other well trained, Mancunian primate.

Unfortunately for the local answer to Ocean's Eleven, this particular outbuilding was quite empty so the only expense is yet another rebuilt wall.

Frustrating, irritating and enormously tedious but ultimately another reason why the call for some kind of short term fascistic surpression of Britain's burgeoning oink kind seems like irresistable logic.

What a shambles. :shoot: :banghead:

[puggit]

I'm finding half term to be a complete pain - vermin running around everywhere - even setting fire to items in the alleyway behind the house (and just a wall away from the Pride and Joy!!!)

[mybrainhurts]

Have you considered land mines?

[AlexH]

mybrainhurts said:

Have you considered land mines?

If only...

I think a bit of [Mr. Burns mode]

Release the dogs!

[/Mr. Burns mode]

would do quite nicely. Its like the old gag...what brown and black and looks good on a burglar? A rottweiler.

[dazren]

MBH. Landmines aren't really PC enough for DeR. He really needs to have some faulty christmas decorations giving the scrotes a festive 50k volts.

barstewards.

DAZ

>> Edited by dazren on Thursday 27th October 11:39