Arty Farty Frog No More

[mybrainhurts]

There's a huge frog in the road.

It didn't know the Green Cross Code......

It's neatly spreadeagled and something's run over its hind quarters.....

Its guts have popped out through its head, which is no longer visible.....they're in a very neat mound, forming an almost perfect semi-sphere......

Now, I'm sorely tempted to carefully scoop it up, lay it tastefully on a lettuce leaf and enter it in the Turner Prize as.......

[i]French Cuisine of the Road...[/i]

What do you think, will I win......?

[kerfuffle]

No, but I do think you should stop pouring gin on your cornflakes

[mybrainhurts]

I resent that, fluffwuffle....if I were clever enough I'd post a photo.

Then you might understand, it's quite awesome.....