Plain English translations for Women's Personal Ads..

[monkeyhanger]

And other things....

40-ish...................................49
Adventurous........................Slept with everyone
Athletic...............................No tits
Average looking...................Ugly
Beautiful............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure..............On medication
Feminist.............................Fat
nbsp; Free spirit...........................Junkie
Friendship first..................Former slut
Fun...................................Annoying
New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned....................No BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Professional......................Bitch
Voluptuous.......................Very Fat
Large fr e......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. M be = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

[ZR1cliff]

Ive found Bubbly means ....















FAT.

[cosmoschick]

"Tall, slim, handsome, dark-haired man with GSOH..."



Translates to:

Short, fat, ugly, balding grumpy old man with sense of humour failure!

[Zod]

I was playing this game today on teh plane with the Spectator personals.

One more:

Curvy or curvaceous = massive lardbucket

[ZR1cliff]

cosmoschick said:

"Tall, slim, handsome, dark-haired man with GSOH..." Translates to: Short, fat, ugly, balding grumpy old man with sense of humour failure!

Hey ime tall slim..fat ugly.....

[scared but happy]

ZR1cliff said:

Ive found Bubbly means .... FAT.

I thought that was flatulence problem

[ZR1cliff]

scared but happy said:

ZR1cliff said: Ive found Bubbly means .... FAT. I thought that was flatulence problem

Hey i joke and i dont mind Fat woman ,but i draw the line at Fat and Farty