Guide to Golf Shots

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(with apologies to those that find golf about as exciting as clipping toenails)


Golf shots:
An Arthur Scargill - great strike, but a poor result
A Russell Grant - a fat iron
A Peter Mandelson - an unbelievable iron
A Kate Winslett - a bit fat, but not too bad at all
A Rodney King - over-clubbed
An O.J.Simpson - criminal, but got away with it
A Durex Delux - safe, but didn't feel very satisfying
A Sister-in-Law - you're up there, but you know you really shouldn't be
A Sally Gunnell - ugly to look at, but a good runner
An Adolf Hitler - two shots in a bunker
An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
Putting:
A Dennis Wise - a nasty five-footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson - convinced it was straight, but turned out it wasn't
An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim

[Mrs Cuchillo]

I like those!

[shadytree]

very good gt (artist formely known as dds1)

[Dakkon]

I thought according to the great Kevin Costner there was only one true golf shot:

Grip it & rip it!

>> Edited by Dakkon on Monday 24th October 13:40

[vixpy1]

The Cherie Blair

Deep in the rough

[shadytree]

The Michael Hutchence - Topped it

[chim_knee]

The Loretta Bobbit - A nasty slice.

[Dakkon]

The Sean Young - A sticky shot

[shadytree]

A Damien Duff ?

[Dakkon]

The Ron Jeremy - A long one

[Dakkon]

The Vixpy1 - An easy hole

[iansull]

Dakkon said:

The Vixpy1 - An easy hole

Isn't that a hole in ten containing many shanks?

>> Edited by iansull on Monday 24th October 15:22