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pentoman said:Women are to be judged using the “Unified lass classification system” where they are purely judged on looks. In order to judge women better on looks alone (and so that we do not allow personality to influence our decisions) we must segregate them into two groups, those that are ugly and those that you would sleep with. It is generally assumed after this that the number of beers she is worth to get her into bed is her rating so the higher the rating the better.
..who's pulled the best looking bird be morally wrong?
This system has been implemented with much success by students for many years, good luck!
I have a simple classification for you:
4 types (men and women)base on 2 questions; do you want to *** them and can you see yourself spending your life with them.
Ones you would like to **** but not spend a life with (attractive after a few beers or on the rebound or ones with realy ugly Mums/dad that you know you'll get in 20 years). These include the attracive but slightly nutty ones that are hard work to keep happy or tame. You'd like to think you could cope, but you know the tears, tantrums or infidelity would drive you mad.
Ones that you can see yourself ***ing and spending your life with. Target population.
Ones that you wouldn't touch with a bargepole. Period. Mad as coots or very Fulgy.
Ones that you would not **** because they are too young, friends of your daughter/wife/Mum or your best friends GF but you could see yourself with them long term had it not been for the situation.
So..4 simple classifications of Yes/No, Yes/Yes, No/No and No/Yes.
Makes life simple. Be nice to the No/No and No/yes ones. Take your opportunities to satisfy anuimal needs with the Yes/No ones, but make it clear what it is all about (not long term) while you look for Miss Yes/Yes.
4 types (men and women)base on 2 questions; do you want to *** them and can you see yourself spending your life with them.
Ones you would like to **** but not spend a life with (attractive after a few beers or on the rebound or ones with realy ugly Mums/dad that you know you'll get in 20 years). These include the attracive but slightly nutty ones that are hard work to keep happy or tame. You'd like to think you could cope, but you know the tears, tantrums or infidelity would drive you mad.
Ones that you can see yourself ***ing and spending your life with. Target population.
Ones that you wouldn't touch with a bargepole. Period. Mad as coots or very Fulgy.
Ones that you would not **** because they are too young, friends of your daughter/wife/Mum or your best friends GF but you could see yourself with them long term had it not been for the situation.
So..4 simple classifications of Yes/No, Yes/Yes, No/No and No/Yes.
Makes life simple. Be nice to the No/No and No/yes ones. Take your opportunities to satisfy anuimal needs with the Yes/No ones, but make it clear what it is all about (not long term) while you look for Miss Yes/Yes.
Don't know about the face, but a few of the guys at work have a decent cleavage test system.
Basically, the bar is split into grades one to ten, and you place their drink in the appropriate area to cause them to lean over the bar to the desired extent for an eyeful (or not if they are a moose with bingo wings
)
Anyway, with relevance to the actual point of the thread, not me......YET!!
Basically, the bar is split into grades one to ten, and you place their drink in the appropriate area to cause them to lean over the bar to the desired extent for an eyeful (or not if they are a moose with bingo wings
) Anyway, with relevance to the actual point of the thread, not me......YET!!
ive met johnny ball. i know shes not a bird, but a) im dead proud of that and b) it gives all you editing wags plenty o'fuel (she was a bond girl reject) cos it features the words 'johnny' and 'ball'. enjoy.
ps when it comes to birds, think youll find that bill oddie is quite a swordsman, of the pork variety i cant be sure
ps when it comes to birds, think youll find that bill oddie is quite a swordsman, of the pork variety i cant be sure
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