Birthday problem

[kerfuffle]

It's so unjust - some have their name in lights over several pages while some receive nothing bar a haughty sigh to blow out their candles and a padlock to lock in what could have been.

[Batty FTO]

kerfuffle said:

It's so unjust - some have their name in lights over several pages while some receive nothing bar a haughty sigh to blow out their candles and a padlock to lock in what could have been.

if you want your name in lights, become a porn star.
Otherwise shut up!

[kerfuffle]

funnily enough I was in a porn film once but I only had a small part

[diddyman]

What? A nipple's understudy?

[kerfuffle]

I was the fridge repair man's driver

[tonyhetherington]

fluffer?

[shadytree]

ANOTHER BIRTHDAY THREAD !!