Daft triathons
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simpo two

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92,857 posts

295 months

Sunday 16th October 2005
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This idea came about when I was watching TV with my ageing and slightly Alzheimic mother today.

The Chinese GP had just ended and I switched over to BBC2 to see some snooker. Dear mum thinks it's the same people - who have presumably now drunk the champagne, changed out of their sweaty overalls and gone off to play snooker... :)

So after explaining that this was a different sport, on a different channel, in a different country, with totally different people, I then thought it could be part of a daft triathon... for example:

20 laps in a Formula 1 car
1 frame of snooker
Pole vault competition

What daft triathlon would you suggest?

celticpilgrim

1,965 posts

273 months

Sunday 16th October 2005
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drinking 10 pints of Guinness
running 1500 metres
5 rounds of boxing

bring your own bucket!!!

Ballistic Banana

14,706 posts

297 months

Sunday 16th October 2005
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celticpilgrim said:
drinking 10 pints of Guinness
running 1500 metres
5 rounds of boxing

bring your own bucket!!!


Normal saturday night for most

fid

2,431 posts

270 months

Sunday 16th October 2005
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2.4 mile swim, 112-mile bike ride, and a marathon run sounds pretty daft to me as it is!

Lion-O

242 posts

258 months

Sunday 16th October 2005
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They were streaming the Kona Ironman last night, it was absolutely phenomenal. Winner did it in 8hrs 14mins or so, but the great thing is because you have all the age groups you have 70year olds doing the course and making you realise that becoming frail and doddering in your later years is as much a choice as it is a destiny.

minicity

1,009 posts

261 months

Monday 17th October 2005
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The "real" sport of Biathlon is particularly tough. Cross country skiing, with rifle shooting along the way. Very hard to keep a good aim whilst breathing heavily from the skiing.

BliarOut

72,863 posts

269 months

Monday 17th October 2005
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Should have put some beach volleyball on, that would have made her think

r988

7,496 posts

259 months

Monday 17th October 2005
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minicity said:
The "real" sport of Biathlon is particularly tough. Cross country skiing, with rifle shooting along the way. Very hard to keep a good aim whilst breathing heavily from the skiing.


Add the 10 pints of guiness before hand and make it long distance ice skating instead of skiing, now that that would be a test

simpo two

Original Poster:

92,857 posts

295 months

Monday 17th October 2005
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Maybe go back to the boxing match idea, followed by tightrope walking...