Creative christams presents for women

[shirepro]

The panic has started: what can I buy her?????? Get it wrong and it will be used against you in evidence for years to come, or she wil be asking if you have the receipt.

She gives me a list of things but I like to add something to surprise and delight.


Last year I bought her a course of colonic irrigation. Went down well (or rather up).

Come on...inspire me.

[tonyhetherington]

make her something (not pregnant...unless you want to of course)

[Dakkon]

An Iron

Or just a Rolo

[Wildfire]

Bought mine a car this year.

[tycho]

shirepro said:

Last year I bought her a course of colonic irrigation. Went down well (or rather up).

You did WHAT

I assume she asked for that?

[timmy30]

tycho said:

shirepro said: Last year I bought her a course of colonic irrigation. Went down well (or rather up). You did WHAT I assume she asked for that?

I know a length of hose pipe and a bucket..... DIY colonic irrigation

[JagLover]

Do Colonic irrigation the old fashioned way, and take her up the OXO Tower.

[shirepro]

Dakkon said:

An Iron Or just a Rolo

They now do a silver Rolo.

[shirepro]

tycho said:

shirepro said: Last year I bought her a course of colonic irrigation. Went down well (or rather up). You did WHAT I assume she asked for that?

It wasn't on the list but I knew she secretly wanted to try it:wink:

[Einion Yrth]

anonymous said:

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'Was' Bedford old boy: 'Was'; tense is so important.

[kerfuffle]

I'm boweling with laughter here

[cotty]

shirepro said:

Last year I bought her a course of colonic irrigation. Went down well (or rather up).

I suppose it makes a change from taking the ps

[shirepro]

These anal/poo jokes aren't helping me decide. Now think....

[ZR1cliff]

A Rampant Rabbit with hammer mode.

[B17NNS]

Dakkon said:

An Iron

an iMac for girls

[cotty]

Don’t know why but this just reminded me of a joke

Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. He says “this is the cow I have to sleep with when you have a headache.”

His wife says “I think you will find that’s a sheep.

He says “I was talking to the sheep”

[cotty]

B17NNS said:

an iMac for girls

Absolute classic

[vixpy1]

ZR1cliff said:

A Rampant Rabbit with hammer mode.