Corned beef tin

[Cider Andy]

In 1994 it was estimated that 9,200 visitors to A&E were injured by corned beef tins.

That's about 25 injuries requiring hospital treatment every day! :eek:

Why do they still make the stupid bloody things like that?

[maserati3200gt]

Cider Andy said:

In 1994 it was estimated that 9,200 visitors to A&E were injured by corned beef tins. That's about 25 injuries requiring hospital treatment every day! Why do they still make the stupid bloody things like that?

Yeah Remember these Bloody Tins.
Watched my mum cut her wrist open by accident with one of these tins.
Scared the crap out of me when I was 8 seeing all that Blood!

You think they would design a much safer tin.

[buckmac]

maserati3200gt said:

Cider Andy said: In 1994 it was estimated that 9,200 visitors to A&E were injured by corned beef tins. That's about 25 injuries requiring hospital treatment every day! Why do they still make the stupid bloody things like that? Yeah Remember these Bloody Tins. Watched my mum cut her wrist open by accident with one of these tins. Scared the crap out of me when I was 8 seeing all that Blood! You think they would design a much safer tin.

No! No! No!

It's not the design of the tin that's the problem - you must have been opening it too fast! Design a scamera to catch folk who open excessively fast and you've solved it in one. Create a whole underclass of bureauprats to run it and give them a rake off and that's it - Sorted.

Simple really isn't it.

Me - cynical? Never.

[Lois]

I'm sure I remember a commedians joke quite a few years back now about hurting yourself on a corned beef tin...hum

[D_Mike]

what was it then?

[Lois]

I don't know! My brain cant think atfer a ottle of wine! Didn't you see the thinking smilie! I'll get back to you at a later date!