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greg_D

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6,542 posts

276 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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Ted will probably kill me for this, but i am recruiting at the moment for new staff to work in my offices in Brierley Hill, West Midlands and in light of the calibre of people that i have seen so far, i thought that as a regular poster on here i would offer the good burghers of PHland the opportunity if they were interested.

I am looking for a Recruitment Consultant in my Education recruitment concern, exp not necessary, but you must be an account management type (not overly salesy but an element of the job is new business <10%) and be comfortable talking to people.

The reason that i am being so vague with the requirements is that i am not going to narrow the search down and possibly lose a star employee purely because of past experience.

oh yes, and you could easily afford a Tiv on the wages

Greg

ps. i hope that this doesn't offend anybody, and if it has, sorry, i just thought that i would do a nice thing and offer the opportunity to like minded people

cotty

42,244 posts

314 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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Quick tip dont hire any of the high posters

hedders

24,460 posts

277 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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I would recruit here too!

Maybe we should have a recruitment forum

Good luck in your search.

added:

Good point Cotty....does the job come with internet access?

>> Edited by hedders on Thursday 29th September 15:13

Carrera2

8,352 posts

262 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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Yep recruiting here too!

I'll start a bidding war with Greg if you're any good!

greg_D

Original Poster:

6,542 posts

276 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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Carrera2 said:
Yep recruiting here too!

I'll start a bidding war with Greg if you're any good!



Check profile and see who'll win the actual war




Greg

Kentish

15,169 posts

264 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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anonymous said:
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Ahh, he knows the site so well

SACK HIM

OK, I'm just as bad

srebbe64

13,021 posts

267 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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I'd never advertise a job on PH. Most of us are a bunch of lazy gits!! It's a bit like looking for tea-total people in a pub.

Wasn't it Groucho Marx who said "I'd never be a member of a club that would have me as a member".

Carrera2

8,352 posts

262 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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greg_D said:

Carrera2 said:
Yep recruiting here too!

I'll start a bidding war with Greg if you're any good!




Check profile and see who'll win the actual war




Greg


LOL - I think I would based on your budget for cars.

ZR1cliff

17,999 posts

279 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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Think your mazda's gonna be outgunned by his Porsche!

Donut

4,521 posts

281 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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saucer of milk anyone?

Pies

13,116 posts

286 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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srebbe64 said:
I'd never advertise a job on PH. Most of us are a bunch of lazy gits!! It's a bit like looking for tea-total people in a pub.

Wasn't it Groucho Marx who said "I'd never be a member of a club that would have me as a member".

There are an awful lot of lurkers on PH

Carrera2

8,352 posts

262 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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anonymous said:
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Oi! They're not all s you know! Although I must admit I am.

greg_D

Original Poster:

6,542 posts

276 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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Carrera2 said:

greg_D said:


Carrera2 said:
Yep recruiting here too!

I'll start a bidding war with Greg if you're any good!





Check profile and see who'll win the actual war




Greg



LOL - I think I would based on your budget for cars.


Indeed, porsche's are very nice, but my little mazda does me just fine thank you very much, i'm not interested in pissing contests based on depreciating assets that can easily give a skewed impression of wealth

Greg

Carrera2

8,352 posts

262 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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greg_D said:

Carrera2 said:


greg_D said:



Carrera2 said:
Yep recruiting here too!

I'll start a bidding war with Greg if you're any good!






Check profile and see who'll win the actual war




Greg




LOL - I think I would based on your budget for cars.



Indeed, porsche's are very nice, but my little mazda does me just fine thank you very much, i'm not interested in pissing contests based on depreciating assets that can easily give a skewed impression of wealth

Greg


Haha - calm down dear it's only a forum.

pesty

42,655 posts

286 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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He has a machine gun. I imagine industiral disputes don't last long

greg_D

Original Poster:

6,542 posts

276 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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anonymous said:
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backtrack, backtrack that is not how i meant it, just that i don't budget much for depreciating assets, that's all, if it makes me look poor, so be it, i would rather invest money in my business interests than cars, but that is my choice, many other people are different. Vive la difference.

Greg

greg_D

Original Poster:

6,542 posts

276 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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pesty said:
He has a machine gun. I imagine industiral disputes don't last long


precisely, in fact it is an automatic shotgun

Greg

BliarOut

72,863 posts

269 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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anonymous said:
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Don't you dare backtrack, that is one of the best putdowns I have heard in ages

tonyhetherington

32,091 posts

280 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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I'm currently 'in the market'

pesty

42,655 posts

286 months

Thursday 29th September 2005
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greg_D said:

pesty said:
He has a machine gun. I imagine industiral disputes don't last long



precisely, in fact it is an automatic shotgun

Greg

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