Best Aftershave for Women

[planetdave]

Sorry, sorry, just can't resist temptation - but really......do people have to state the bleedin' obvious?

You must know it just gets the pedantic all fired up.



Anyway my gran recommends Brut. If it's good enough fer our 'Enry is good enough for any septuagenarian :yes:

[small]anyone opening a sweepstake on time before locking? I'll take 15.12 please :)

[mybrainhurts]

I blame global warming....

[raf dug]

I've just squirted fahrenhiet at my 12 year old daughter, cos she walked in the batroom when I was in there."she said Dad i'll smell like a boy. I'll take that as a thumbsdown for that one then.

[planetdave]

Bugger! 15.13 and no jangling of keys. I'm off to bed (was on early shift) so TTFN *waves*

[raf dug]

planetdave said:

Bugger! 15.13 and no jangling of keys. I'm off to bed (was on early shift) so TTFN *waves*

I'm on earlys tomorrow collecting monkey fruit(bananas) from coventry, I still can't get my head round working sundays. Do they not realise sunday is a day of rest(football day).

[Lois]

15:33

[jessica]

I like mens aftershave...
in Particular Jean Paul Gautier and Fendi is my fav....

I like vetiver as well.

[raf dug]

anonymous said:

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Actually it's 1530, when dave gets in from work he will have a 10 page thread
whats your favourite aftershave Lois. C.k one I guess(unisex).

[Lois]

I was asked at work the other day to suggest some aftershaves to men...apparently I look like I should know whatever that means!!

[raf dug]

anonymous said:

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1542 They must be working on the theory that a good looking woman knows what a man wants

[Lois]

hahaha thanks, I think!

[raf dug]

15.46 Oh oh, dear me, the mrs has got a box of blonde hair dye in her hand I hope to god she gets it right this time

[D_Mike]

maybe they meant you looked like your nose was conducive to a good sense of smell. Perhaps noses are smaller than average where you live but I don't think yours is of depardieu-ian stature.

[_VTEC_]

What is this? A BTaP thread or something? Stick to your own forum.

Chanel generally do the best Women's stuff in my opinion.

[Gaffer]

I used to nick Roops Gucci Rush.

I love the smell of it. I would rather have a bottle of that than some overpriced womens stuff.

Claire

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jessica said:

I like mens aftershave... in Particular Jean Paul Gautier and Fendi is my fav.... I like vetiver as well.

17.15 Vetvier I thought that was champagne, i'm sure I shared a bottle of that with the mrs on her birthday

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raf dug said:

15.46 Oh oh, dear me, the mrs has got a box of blonde hair dye in her hand I hope to god she gets it right this time

It's worked i'm now officially an intelligent blonde.

[Lois]

How does a 21 again year old man, dying his hair blonde make you intelligent?!!

[groucho]

Esscence of cod liver oil.

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anonymous said:

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I've always been intelligent, I just didn't want to say dumb blonde in case I offended one of our intelligent blonde female pher's.