Is anyone on here a proctologist...?

[diddyman]

If so, may I ask what made you choose such a career in medicine? [pic]http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/boese/k030.gif[/pic]

[anonymous-user]

Cider With Cerbie

[vixpy1]

Sounds like a crap job to me

[anonymous-user]

Oh and los Angeles.

But in his case it's more of a hobby.

[shadytree]

Rich1231 !
He normaly talks out of his ae

[vetteheadracer]

diddyman said:

If so, may I ask what made you choose such a career in medicine?

the smell?

[mrs trackside]

Sounds like a bum job, but I suppose someone's gotta do it.

[diddyman]

Oh come on guys, this was a sensible post. Everytime someone puts up a sensible post someone comes along and rectum.

[Marki]

los angeles said:

unrepentant said: Oh and los Angeles. But in his case it's more of a hobby. A psychiatrist yes, but not a proctologist. If you feel your obsession to relate all human life with rectums is clouding your judgement please call my assistant for an appointment.

[shadytree]

Not a sensible post in sight, just piles of crap.

[Dougie.]

The gent on the right of this picture was a proctologist wasn't he?

[diddyman]

We will get to the bottom of this eventually.

[Zod]

One of my mates is a bum doctor (as they like to call themselves). Apparently it presents interesting problem and it requires physical strength to be able to perform some operations.

My mate has just moved from a central London hospital where many of his clients were men who like other men and disregard the exit-only rule to a suburban hospital where people tend to have more conventional lifestyles.

[anonymous-user]

Marki said:

los angeles said: unrepentant said: Oh and los Angeles. But in his case it's more of a hobby. A psychiatrist yes, but not a proctologist. If you feel your obsession to relate all human life with rectums is clouding your judgement please call my assistant for an appointment.

I wouldnt waste the bullet.

[diddyman]

Zod said:

My mate has just moved from a central London hospital where many of his clients were men who like other men and disregard the exit-only rule to a suburban hospital where people tend to have more conventional lifestyles.

Are they similar to the types who late on a Friday or Saturday night arrive at A&E with the line "I was walking naked through the kitchen when I fell over backwards on a bag of carrots"?

[holbayhead]

I hear they generally get a result....in the end

[anonymous-user]

los angeles said:

unrepentant said: I wouldnt waste the bullet. Suicide is NOT the answer.

It would be if you decided to try it.

[Zod]

diddyman said:

Zod said: My mate has just moved from a central London hospital where many of his clients were men who like other men and disregard the exit-only rule to a suburban hospital where people tend to have more conventional lifestyles. Are they similar to the types who late on a Friday or Saturday night arrive at A&E with the line "I was walking naked through the kitchen when I fell over backwards on a bag of carrots"?

There are those types, but more common are the ones who are perfectly candid about their predilection for other men to lie with them as if with a woman (to use the biblical language).

[Marki]

los angeles said:

unrepentant said: I wouldnt waste the bullet. Suicide is NOT the answer.

[diddyman]

unrepentant said:

los angeles said: unrepentant said: I wouldnt waste the bullet. Suicide is NOT the answer. It would be if you decided to try it.