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john75 said:
Just had a call from an ex girlfiend of mine who wants me to fulfil her female needs but does not want a relationship.
I am confused.
>> Edited by john75 on Thursday 22 September 11:16
I've had that in the past - If you're not in a relationship then go for it - harmless fun!
Carrera2 said:
Just had a call from an ex girlfiend of mine who wants me to fulfil her female needs but does not want a relationship.
I am confused.
I've had that in the past - If you're not in a relationship then go for it - harmless fun!
Unless she is pregnant buy someone she cant contact
and wants to claim your the father after you have had your fun. Hey im suspicious by naturecotty said:
john75 said:
Just had a call from an ex girlfiend of mine who wants me to fulfil her female needs but does not want a relationship.
I am confused.
I've had that in the past - If you're not in a relationship then go for it - harmless fun!
Unless she is pregnant buy someone she cant contact
Thats ok, you just use the target practice method.
Take her up the bum, then she can't say you got her pregnant.... 
john75 said:
Just had a call from an ex girlfiend of mine who wants me to fulfil her female needs but does not want a relationship.
I am confused.
>> Edited by john75 on Thursday 22 September 11:16
Judging by all the sh1te you post on here confusion is something you have a gift for :-)
For me female needs are "Supply shoes, clothes and handbags"
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
differ so much.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women
with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I
don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just
not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to
satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just
love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to
spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went
shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her
while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just
buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes,
so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewellery
department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I
was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally
said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could
hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
"No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled "WHAT???!!!"
I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I
buy you?"
differ so much.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women
with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I
don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just
not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to
satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just
love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to
spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went
shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her
while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just
buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes,
so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewellery
department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I
was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally
said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could
hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
"No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled "WHAT???!!!"
I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I
buy you?"
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