The sound of one hand clapping

[UKBob]

If a yogi told you to imagine the sound of one hand clapping, would you enter a state of enlightened consciousness and see it clearly, or imagine some poor guy with only one arm trying to clap?

[JagLover]

I would imagine Bart Simpson doing it, as happened in one of the Simpsons episodes.

[UKBob]

JagLover said:

I would imagine Bart Simpson doing it, as happened in one of the Simpsons episodes.

Thats cheating. You're only replayng a memory. Thus you are not clever or enlightened at all

[Donut]

I have just tried it!......

4 people waved back...

[GingerNinja]

UKBob said:

If a yogi told you to imagine the sound of one hand clapping, would you enter a state of enlightened consciousness and see it clearly, or imagine some poor guy with only one arm trying to clap?

I'd imagine the sound of some magnificent female using one hand to give me a good spanking.

[anonymous-user]

Chop that wood
Carry water
What's the sound of one hand clapping
Enlightenment, don't know what it is

[krusty]

If I could would that make me "smarter than the average bear?"

[rsvmilly]

UKBob said:

If a yogi told you to imagine the sound of one hand clapping...

[B17NNS]

if a tree falls in a wood when nobody is around does it make a sound?



and just remember. even when the sky is full of clouds the sun is still shining.

[cazzer]

Before you can undestand a man, you must walk a mile in his shoes.

Of course, if you still don't see eye to eye then at least your a mile away and you have his shoes

[cotty]

When you shut the fridge door does the little light go out

[tampon]

Why do 24 hour shop have locks on the doors ?

[r988]

B17NNS said:

if a tree falls in a wood when nobody is around does it make a sound? and just remember. even when the sky is full of clouds the sun is still shining.

The moves air molecules which are interpreted as sound by the brain via the ears (human or animal), if nothing is around to hear it then obviously it wont make a sound.

One hand clapping? thats a trick question then isn't it, you need two hands to clap properly, you can of course attempt to clap using one hand but it will be a quieter sound and you will look stupid(er).

If you want enlightenment take the easy route and use drugs

[UKBob]

If theres one thing that makes a hard working man tired and hungry, its being lost in the desert for 9 or 10 days.

[BliarOut]

Did you hear the one about the one armed angler? He caught a fish this big

Sorry

[tampon]

Retarded midget,

Its not big and its not clever

>> Edited by tampon on Wednesday 21st September 14:47

[Donut]

BliarOut said:

Did you hear the one about the one armed angler? He caught a fish this big Sorry

Imagine....

He's just got a bite and then his bollox start itching!!

[lazyitus]

Who put the fun in funeral?

[Size Nine Elm]

Engineer answer:

Take the sound of two hands clapping and half it.

[cotty]

UKBob said:

If a yogi told you to imagine the sound of one hand clapping, would you enter a state of enlightened consciousness and see it clearly, or imagine some poor guy with only one arm trying to clap?

I can make a clapping noise with one hand, I slap my fingers against my palm so i wouldnt need to imagine it