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A chavved up Peugeot 206 on the right. A Vectra on the left. Everyone is silent, all eyes are focussed on the traffic lights, it's on. As I sit behind in my mums Corsa I can only wonder what it must be like to be a racing driver.
The race... These guys are switched on. Realising the importance of this race, they are watching the other set of lights to see them go to red. They go red, the engines roar (parp), amber light, off they go! They both dart (shuffle) off the line, focussed on the task ahead, winning! They are side by side, the Vectra slightly ahead, speed is up to a whopping 25mph. At this point, the road splitts to 5 lanes, they both need the middle lane, we need a winner quickly as the two lanes on the right split off, divided by tarmac and kerbstones!
This is it, the moment of truth, who will win?! Well, no-one as it happens, the silly t:censored:ts drove into each other.
The race... These guys are switched on. Realising the importance of this race, they are watching the other set of lights to see them go to red. They go red, the engines roar (parp), amber light, off they go! They both dart (shuffle) off the line, focussed on the task ahead, winning! They are side by side, the Vectra slightly ahead, speed is up to a whopping 25mph. At this point, the road splitts to 5 lanes, they both need the middle lane, we need a winner quickly as the two lanes on the right split off, divided by tarmac and kerbstones!
This is it, the moment of truth, who will win?! Well, no-one as it happens, the silly t:censored:ts drove into each other.
moleamol said:
Not really sure any crash is good, whoever is involved...
They tapped each other and made slight dents. I made sure they were ok before leaving. Now be careful you don't choke on your lentils.
I'm far from a lentilist, but crashes, etc, are not good to be in! I know, I was driven into the back of a metro by a bloody taxi driver. I was not amused!
Ahh, takes me back.
the roar of the (limited)80BHP,
the smell of the rubber (binding on wheel arch)
Brrrrrruuummmm-phtphtttt
Whhhhoooooosh, as the E-bayspecialdumpvalve kicks in and drains another 10BHP.
The tension is apparent is the ICE is stepped up from
Venga boys,to;
No-limit, the bean can is Releeeesed...
Halfordsextrablingspinner
wobbles slowly to kerb and settles in dog turd
chav boy turns off sounds, and calls mum'
"Can I borrow your RAC members card again please"
the roar of the (limited)80BHP,
the smell of the rubber (binding on wheel arch)
Brrrrrruuummmm-phtphtttt
Whhhhoooooosh, as the E-bayspecialdumpvalve kicks in and drains another 10BHP.
The tension is apparent is the ICE is stepped up from
Venga boys,to;
No-limit, the bean can is Releeeesed...
Halfordsextrablingspinner
wobbles slowly to kerb and settles in dog turd
chav boy turns off sounds, and calls mum'
"Can I borrow your RAC members card again please"
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