Morning swim cancelled Pidgeon in pool

[john75]

Was just about to jump into the pool in the garden when I found a Pidgeon in my swimming pool also earlier this year I found a toad in their.



>> Edited by john75 on Saturday 3rd September 07:57

[MOTCO]

Walter?

[driftwood]

I now have visions of pigeons visiting your pool, early in the morning leaving their towels on the deck chairs...................

[BliarOut]

It's there, not their.....

If I was you I would get the butler to do your typing

[The Boy Lard]

Pool attendant, Pool Attendant there's a Pidgeon in my pool...

Yes sir it just doved in!

[KingRichard]

The Boy Lard said:

Pool attendant, Pool Attendant there's a Pidgeon in my pool... Yes sir it just doved in!

Sounds like its ruffled your feathers!

But wart happened to the toad?

[406]

Ah, but was it of a high social standing or was it - heaven forbid - a working class pigeon that has pi55ed in the pool?

[llamekcuf]

406 said:

Ah, but was it of a high social standing or was it - heaven forbid - a working class pigeon that has pi55ed in the pool?

Lol!!

[chim_knee]

It's also pigeon not pidgeon...

... and mate, do you really want to publicise your nervous-breakdown on here? You threads have the incoherent rambling of a man on the edge!

[mutt k]

I was just thinking that A rather eclectic mix of posts this morning from one who found out he was being cuckolded last night.

[lazyitus]

Is this thread an admittance code? Is the pigeon a codename for a bird. And could this bird be your missus that you have just found out is having a fling?

Is this bird now face down in your pool?

Lets hope not.

[gaston]

Was he still on his MZ 250 bike?

[w00dy]

I used to work at an outdoor pool - found all sorts in there. Most days there was at least one frog or toad taking a break from the river just out the back

Ther were also a few more items....

[YamR1,V64motion]

well i hope at least it was a wood pigeon as they seem to be alot cleaner than the dirty ones in towns, you might need slightly less disinfectant in this case.

[nonegreen]

Just been the gym. The outdoor pool is closed again How could something so small produce something so big and so smelly and why do mothers who are very thick, very pretty and married to very rich ugly men not realise that feeding their toddler then letting them swim straight afterwards is proof of their stupidity to the extent that if they are not careful the government will be after them for the think tank on transport.

[wedg1e]

Obviously a German pigeon then, as it was first to the pool... [dambustersmusic]

[alexkp]

john75 said:

earlier this year I found a toad in their. >> Edited by john75 on Saturday 3rd September 07:57

their what?...their swimming trunks?

[Kiltie]

BliarOut said:

If I was you I would get the butler to do your typing

LOL

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>> Edited by Kiltie on Saturday 3rd September 15:23

[mybrainhurts]

john75 said:

Was just about to jump into the pool in the garden when I found a Pidgeon in my swimming pool

They're called DUCKS, dumbo.....

Get in there and swim with it...you might learn a thing or two.....

john75 said:

also earlier this year I found a toad.....

Just because your neighbour's a socialist and uses your pool.....doesn't make him a bad person.....

[MOTCO]

BliarOut said:

It's there, not their..... If I was you I would get the butler to do your typing

Of course it's "their" not there.

"there" is a statement of position: "over there", whereas "their" refers to possession "their towels". Where's YOUR butler?