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Kneedowndeano

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7,414 posts

283 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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I have no idea :confused:
Its the wife's birthday in 2 weeks time and i don't know what to get her; she wasn't too happy with the new powerdrill or trackday session idea. I've tried everyway possible to try and find out what she wants, but she's not going to tell me. So i am going to have to ask the vast knowledge of PH to help.
Max Budget is £250 any ideas?

thanks

KDD

jimothy

5,151 posts

267 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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Give her cash and send her shopping with it...

Kneedowndeano

Original Poster:

7,414 posts

283 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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oh, if it was only that easy

lazyitus

19,931 posts

296 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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You could get her a bobble hat and a vibrator?

If she doesn't like the hat, you can tell her to go and f*** herself ?



sorry

Vitesse39

731 posts

278 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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Mrs Vitesse asked for a spade for the garden once - so that's what she got !

cotty

42,240 posts

314 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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Spa treatmens

and a vibrator, if she doesnt like the spa she can go........

cotty

42,240 posts

314 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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I would say a divorse but you are not planning to spent that much

fidgits

17,202 posts

259 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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£250 - get your backside to Tiffany's, get her matching necklace and earrings for the total amount...

and then it wont be herself she's f....

maxrider

2,481 posts

266 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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www.agentprovocateur.co.uk
not to every womans taste but mrs max has a thing about expensive corsets/basques... so always goes down well

..was going to suggest weekend spa break too

>> Edited by maxrider on Friday 26th August 14:03

theexcession

11,669 posts

280 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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Rampant Rabbit

>> Edited by theexcession on Friday 26th August 14:02

lazyitus

19,931 posts

296 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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theexcession said:
Rma pant Rabbit


Too slow Ex !

Do you wear that on your pants?

Kneedowndeano

Original Poster:

7,414 posts

283 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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cotty said:

Spa treatmens

and a vibrator, if she doesnt like the spa she can go........


that gives me half an idea (the spa half)

AlexH

2,505 posts

314 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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Have you thought of buying her a day at a health spa? Not the exercise and rabbit food type, but the beauty treatments, massages and relaxation type.

Hughesie2

12,790 posts

312 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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Time to wheel out the big guns me thinks....










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zippee

14,128 posts

264 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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I have exactly the same dilema each year, ask her what she'd like and it's don't know. Trouble is I don't want to waste my money on something she'll not use/like.
For this year (her b/days next week) I've got her a new watch that she saw in a shop window, said she liked so I bought there and then. She'll also be getting a big bunch of flowers on the day and an evening out to a VERY nice restaurant. I'd rather spend the money making her day memorable than in getting her stuff she doesn't really want.

On the other side of the coin, why is it when it comes to my birthday she asks what sort of things I want, I say lots of Leven shiny bits for my car please, only for her to turn round and say their just car bits and she can't get them as their not special enough for a present. Why ask?? It's what I want and they'd be special to me....Women?????

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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lazyitus said:
You could get her a bobble hat and a vibrator?

If she doesn't like the hat, you can tell her to go and f*** herself ?



sorry


Stop that...you gave me coffee burns, you bastid

titiany

2,122 posts

262 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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How old is your missus, KDDeano?

wedge girl

4,688 posts

269 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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You're not far from London, so tickets to a show and hotel?

FrenchTVR

1,844 posts

297 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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Spa day Here

Not a million miles from you, we went there and had a really nice day.

vetteheadracer

8,273 posts

283 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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:Cotty said:
Spa treatmens

and a vibrator, if she doesnt like the spa she can go........


Or, some bubble bath and a vibrator, that way she can make her own spa in the bath with the vibrator and if she doesn't like that then you know the rest.......